The thing about the Twilight films is they can't show how hot the vampires are in comparison with normal people because everyone is being played by hot actors so they just make them look *weird* instead

Why yes I am watching Breaking Dawn Part 1, why do you ask

When I was younger I thought Bella getting married at 18 was the weirdest part of this but then I found out that's just how Americans do things

I know they're trying their best, god love them, but RPattz and KStew have absolutely ZERO chemistry

V strong pro-life vibes from this film

Everyone in-universe knows Renesme is a stupid name but they let Bella away with it cause she's dying

The one time they need Carlisle and he's not even there

Jacob just fell in love with a baby like wtf

Sorry but how are the vamps and the wolves evenly matched? The wolves are twice their size with teeth and the Cullens are just... Strong?

Who put false eyelashes on Bella when they thought she was dead??

Sadly, the weird hybrid baby doesn't show up til the next film (tomorrow night, 9 p.m.)

I was joking but

There was no reason to make the kid CGI when she was still a baby

Maybe people wouldn't have to give your kid a nickname if you hadn't given her the stupidest name on the planet BELLA

The worst thing about the Cullens is how rich they are

Charlie is the best character in this thing hands down

I FORGOT MICHAEL SHEEN WAS IN THIS

Like all regulatory bodies, the Volturi get a bad rap

RAMI MALEK?!

Omg the Irish vampires are a stereotype and a half

Y'know who would've been great in this? Florence Pugh

You're right Twilight, no one does rebellion like the Irish

How did the Volturi get to Forks? Private jet?

From the horse's mouth https://twitter.com/Volturiovski/status/1388608279706849285?s=19

I can't remember what any of the vampires' talents are so this scene of them staring intently at each other means nothing to me

Jacob just beheaded a vampire while carrying a child on his back. We love a m̶a̶n̶ wolf who can multitask

Biggest "SIKE" in cinematic history

Can't believe they made that man come all the way from Brazil just to tell them how old he is and what he likes to eat

Verdict: these films could have been great if the cast had like 30% more charisma