what your bts bias tells me about you :

a thread of my experience —

Namjoon :

-who hurt you
-you need to realise that you need real therapy. mono on repeat can only do so much
-his ddaeng verse gives you an eargasm
-you wanna get a bonsai tree
-probbaly a poet or a very smart person that’s good with words
-expectations too high for other men

Seokjin :

-you use epiphany and moon as therapy and again it can only do so much
-you’re very hot
-straight (sorry)
-you’re funny but not on purpose
-probably the eldest sibling
-always trying to solve everyone’s problems you’re too nice
-this fandom doesn’t deserve you

Yoongi :

-why are you so intimidating
-you act all tough but let me pull up a picture of him going :] and boom tears
-raging homo
-god have mercy on anyone who gets in a fight with u
-he dropped D-2 and you haven’t been the same since
-“little meow me-“ gunshot
-dark layout

Hoseok :

-let’s be honest you never call him hoseok. it’s hobi for you
-the cutest purest people to exist
-bubble of happiness
-you act all cute and innocent but secretly bookmark “j-hope hip thrust compilation”
-hobi core
-a poc
-chaos would rise on twt without you
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Jimin :

-there is no “jimin is my bias” only “i am obsessed with jimin and i would jump off a cliff if he asked me to”
-very gay
-probably crying over vmin 24/7
-you’re all cute and nice but low key probably manipulative
-overly soft but also a tease
-filter your hoe anthem

Taehyung :

-capricorn
-so so gay and so so hot
-you have a fat ass
-stigma is your gay anthem
-dark humor
-you’re so far up his ass you need to start paying rent
-how are you so extroverted
-depressed 100%
-“can’t kill myself ill miss a tete FM”
-giant cock

Jungkook :

-u dress like him because it gives you comfort over your gender identity/sexuality
-one second you’re crying over “little koo” then boom jungkook thighs in your search history
-u have an unhealthy obsession with still with you
-“ting ting ball”
-introvert+hilarious

OT7 :

-let’s be honest ur not really ot7 you just get bias wrecker by a different member every 5mins so you gave up on choosing one
-you hate solos and have every right to
-barely surviving with all the content
-would do anything for ot7 live
-probably not a big account lmfao

bonus

none you’re an anti :

-were probably bullied in school
-ignored by parents so needs attention on twt
-needs to touch some grass
-probably racist
-their success makes you cry for some reason
-you need to grow up fr
-secretly streams their songs

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