🍸What drink Line of Duty characters would order in a bar: a thread 🍸
Steve Arnott: Old Fashioned

Buys it to impress the witness he’s flirting with but really he’s dying for an Irn Bru
Kate Fleming: Sauvignon Blanc

Dry and still to suit our girl’s no nonsense attitude but slightly fruity notes coming through, you know what I’m talking about
Ted Hastings: Guinness

Dark and tangy, after a day of catching bent coppers, this is exactly what the Gaffer needs
Jo Davidson: Hendricks Gin and Tonic

Our acting DSU is all class, she even adds the cucumber slice which she’s brought from her own Smeg fridge in case they don’t have any
Lindsay Denton: Echo Falls

Cheap, efficient for getting absolutely pissed, and she probably smuggled it in from Asda where it was on offer for ÂŁ4
Dot Cottan: Corona

The everyman’s beer, just what you need to fit in and fool all those around you, but ultimately it only ends in worldwide disaster
Patricia Carmichael: Absinthe

Drinks it straight from the bottle without even flinching, not even the strongest stuff can knock our Pass Agg Pat
Ryan Pilkington: Fruit Shoot

The kid’s not even old enough for a Sherry, and given he’s capable of cold-blooded murder fully sober, let’s not test the effect of alcohol
Chris Lomax: Bud Light

Basic, boring, no taste, can’t be bothered to try anything new
Jackie Laverty: Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri

You knew it was coming, nothing but the best for our frozen queen 👸🏻
Jamie Desford: 3-4-5 VK’s

Just wishes he was out in the club with the lads, doesn’t know any other way but sugary watered-down alcohol
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