

Steve Arnott: Old Fashioned
Buys it to impress the witness he’s flirting with but really he’s dying for an Irn Bru
Buys it to impress the witness he’s flirting with but really he’s dying for an Irn Bru
Kate Fleming: Sauvignon Blanc
Dry and still to suit our girl’s no nonsense attitude but slightly fruity notes coming through, you know what I’m talking about
Dry and still to suit our girl’s no nonsense attitude but slightly fruity notes coming through, you know what I’m talking about
Ted Hastings: Guinness
Dark and tangy, after a day of catching bent coppers, this is exactly what the Gaffer needs
Dark and tangy, after a day of catching bent coppers, this is exactly what the Gaffer needs
Jo Davidson: Hendricks Gin and Tonic
Our acting DSU is all class, she even adds the cucumber slice which she’s brought from her own Smeg fridge in case they don’t have any
Our acting DSU is all class, she even adds the cucumber slice which she’s brought from her own Smeg fridge in case they don’t have any
Lindsay Denton: Echo Falls
Cheap, efficient for getting absolutely pissed, and she probably smuggled it in from Asda where it was on offer for ÂŁ4
Cheap, efficient for getting absolutely pissed, and she probably smuggled it in from Asda where it was on offer for ÂŁ4
Dot Cottan: Corona
The everyman’s beer, just what you need to fit in and fool all those around you, but ultimately it only ends in worldwide disaster
The everyman’s beer, just what you need to fit in and fool all those around you, but ultimately it only ends in worldwide disaster
Patricia Carmichael: Absinthe
Drinks it straight from the bottle without even flinching, not even the strongest stuff can knock our Pass Agg Pat
Drinks it straight from the bottle without even flinching, not even the strongest stuff can knock our Pass Agg Pat
Ryan Pilkington: Fruit Shoot
The kid’s not even old enough for a Sherry, and given he’s capable of cold-blooded murder fully sober, let’s not test the effect of alcohol
The kid’s not even old enough for a Sherry, and given he’s capable of cold-blooded murder fully sober, let’s not test the effect of alcohol
Jackie Laverty: Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri
You knew it was coming, nothing but the best for our frozen queen
You knew it was coming, nothing but the best for our frozen queen
