jing beiyuan: goodness I had no idea this little poison favored~ the southern style~
wu xi: my homeland is in the south, beiyuan, do you need a map?

jing beiyuan: no what I& #39;m asking is, do you cut your sleeve~
wu xi: my clothes are perfectly presentable today

jing beiyuan: it& #39;s just surprising that a man like you could savor the taste of the bitten peach~
wu xi: is that how da qing checks for poison? it& #39;s not very effective, the drug could just be applied to one side of the fruit

jby: let& #39;s be direct. you hunt rabbits, yes?
wx: not in the jungle I grew up in
jby: ah, you only got the taste once you came to the plains~
wx: that& #39;s a rabbit& #39;s natural habitat, where else would I find one
jby: there really aren& #39;t as many here as you seem to think
wx: ?
jby: ??

wx: ohhh, you mean do I want to have sex with men
jby: *internal screaming*
wx: not sure tbh
jby: ...good to know
wx: the only man I know I want to have sex with is you, idk about men as a whole
jby: uh
wx: I know I don& #39;t want any women though! so far it& #39;s just you :)
jby: UHHH