this man should *immediately* replace Andrzej Duda as president of Poland

every frame of this is a painting. here we see the drunk tory wanker attempting to impose order upon the Comfortable Slav. lets see how it goes

here see the Clever Pole use doublespeak. in english, it sounds like he's appealing to propriety, appealing for this discussion to be had in a less public and disruptive space. of course, we know he just wants to glass kurwa. such is the tension at the scene's start

having sat down and given the drunk tory an out, the Pole checks out. But alas, Will Eton persists

call this guy the german naval codes because he's been owned by polish logic

do you know how obnoxious you have to be to get a polish man to call you racist? this obnoxious

my dad used to say this all the time lol

here's where it heats up: both of them turn to the young, sort of liberal-looking woman across from them to plead their case.

it's Drinking on the Train vs. Racism, which will bother her more?

Mr Tory seems befuddled by the lack of support he's getting early, and makes some aggressive gestures, which our Pole matches but does not escalate further

i dont appreciate that he's stealing my pick up lines, but he's in the right here

the moment he became My President

A VERDICT HAS BEEN REACHED. THE YOUNG WOMAN IS READY TO WEIGH IN. (look at how ready they are for her to pick a winner lol)

GET HIS ASS

wish we had this level of british allyship in 1939

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this is polish excellence

I'll end by reminding any racist Brits out there that your country quite possibly only exists because the Poles volunteered to fly your planes when you couldn't

(and here's a very fun and funny british documentary about exactly that!)