should i make a thread of my garbage headcanons??

kate called rachel sweet girl in 811, and when rachel was brought to 616 she started calling kitty sweet girl and now it’s their term of endearment

rachel likes milfs

rachel wears her hound uniform but in red bc mojo used it against her...she wants to reclaim it and have that uniform associated with good so that no one can use it against her again

i have this scene in my head where brian and rachel are butting heads and brown is trying to get a rise out of her and rachel goes “i don’t have to prove that i have a bigger dick than you, i already know”....blah blah blah something about rachel not having a big +

dick and then, after thinking through how mad it would make brian, “...that’s not what your sister said” like a petty little bitch

rachel only feels like she’s home on three occasions: when she’s in kitty’s arms, when she has the phoenix, and when she’s among the stars

rachel unronically wears cargo shorts sometimes

kitty made her wear that stupid cape that one time, and she only agreed bc kitty designed it for her

rachel drinks orange juice straight out of the carton

rachel hasn’t slept through the night since she was a child and she often gets up in the middle of the night and eats. this brings about many late-night conversations with other x-men

rachel may be on decent terms with logan, but she constantly reminds him that he tried to kill her

“you kiss my mother with that mouth??” being said to logan

the word “bub” is in rachel’s vocabulary because of logan

kitty left piotr at the alter bc subconsciously she knows she loves rachel ARGUE WITH THE WALL

i legitimately can’t remember what comic this is from but everyone was supposed to be wearing red and someone asked kitty “where’s your red?” and i can’t remember what kitty said, but idc she said “at home” and she 100% was talking about rachel

RACHEL. ADORES. HOPE. this woman has spent her whole life yearning for a family and you’re gonna tell me she didn’t jump all over the fact that she has a niece?? smells like bullshit

rachel’s strap is red, duh

rachel didn’t know to land in london after escaping mojo, she just hoped really hard she’d make it home. and somehow that brought her to the exact place kitty was

rachel calls jp “boober” only because it pisses him off

franklin is rachel’s beard. she needed companionship in the camps and there weren’t many ppl to pick from. she does love franklin, but in the way that she loves kurt. not in the way she loves women.

rachel has trouble differentiating between romantic and platonic feelings. this is why she confuses her feelings for kurt and franklin. she’s never been shown consistent support and affection from the people she considers friends, so she thinks that when others do that for her +

it must be romantic.