the R-Type Final 2 Steam forums are a portal to an alternate dimensions where people who haven't played shmups in 30 years think they're experts on the genre and it's harrowing

"Why would they ever put digital movements in a shooter?" you just made me read that? with my eyes???

I just wanted to know what the performance is like on PC because the Switch demo ran kinda meh why are you like this

someone started a thread complaining about the game having a dynamic difficulty system and they said "Is dynamic the difficulty the standard for this genre now?" like bro by "now" do you mean "since 1985"?????????????????

also the usual "why is a shoot-em-up $40" but that's just kinda noise at this point