Sudden horn knee thought... ZhongKae where Zhongli rails Kaeya on one of Morax's Statue of the Seven. I'm thinking the ones placed in hard to reach places like that one on top of the mountain. I'll need to recheck the maps for proper locations later. Anyway, thirsty tweet cont->

Zhongli take Kaeya from behind while Kae clings to the statue in front of him and lavish his attention there. OMG, can Zl actually feels it? Or will he gets all jealous?

Wait is this going to be considered blasphemous? If it is VentKae, the nuns would've come with pitchforks.

Wait, actually, have anyone ever done this before? Because if someone does, I want links.

And I might take a stab with this idea too. The horn knee digs deep this time.

Did they do it clothed, semi nude or just let everything hang out?

Asdfghjkl... I'm supposed to sleep...

Or, is this going to be like a series where they did it on each and every statue? Trying not to get caught on the statues placed near roads or villages. Or Zl just put up multiple steles to prevent prying eyes?

Wait, are the steles higher that the statues? Need to check that.

I'll go sleep now... Sleep first, horn knee later...

Wait, wait... More ideas. I can combine this with the stripping Zhongli idea. For every statue that they defile, Zhongli takes off an article of clothing. At the last statue, they did it naked ( ﾟдﾟ)

Someone please stop me... Or feed me, whichever caught your fancy. (´﹃｀)