What my boyfriend says when I show him BTS. A thread:

“You watch him eat all the time”

“Oh this one laughs really loud and startles me even tho I’m in the next room. He’s the hip hop dancing one!”

“He wears grandpa suits even when it looks like summer...nice hair”

“He’s the youngest right? He also eats a lot”

“He runs the whole show right? Very tall? Didn’t he have black hair?”

“...Jimin! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😀" title="Grinsendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grinsendes Gesicht">” (we found his bias guys lmfao)

“Ah yes. The man you’d leave me for. The other Pisces. The guy who’s all over our place...shooky!”

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel"> This concludes this thread. No I will never correct him calling Yoongi shooky cause it’s too funny goodbye https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">