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Wife: Honey, please I need money to buy bone straight 
Husband: I don't have money
*Few days later*
Husband: My dear, I forgot 20k inside my trousers I gave you to wash for me, did you see it?
Wife:
(THREAD)
Husband: I don't have money
*Few days later*
Husband: My dear, I forgot 20k inside my trousers I gave you to wash for me, did you see it?
Wife:
(THREAD)
Tunde: *shares cake for his roommates on his birthday*
Muslim roommate: I can't take it, I'm fasting.
*Later in the day*
The other roommates start having tummy ache because the cake was bad
Muslim roommate:
Muslim roommate: I can't take it, I'm fasting.
*Later in the day*
The other roommates start having tummy ache because the cake was bad
Muslim roommate:
Female banker to her boyfriend: baby, I'm going to trust you with all the confidential details of my work. I think they are safe with you.
Yahoo boyfriend :
Yahoo boyfriend :
Me about to go for an interview: Lemme go and take my white shirt that I spread outside, and prepare for my interview. Nothing is going to go wrong today.
Bird about to poop on my shirt:
Bird about to poop on my shirt:
Me: When I grow old, I'm going enjoy my life and be eating whatever type of food I like
My Grandpa:
My Grandpa:
Me after looking in the mirror: I look beautiful this morning, let me take pictures
My phone camera:
My phone camera:
