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“Well, you shouldn’t be.”

“It’s not me it’s the system!” I say as I emerge spontaneously in a country I have no right to reside in.

“Viewers are reminded that the law continues to apply at all times, not just on your way into a situation.”

“Go to one of those countries then - cheaper and sunnier! I’m sure they’ll be delighted to have you!” <Mumbles something about claiming asylum from the French.>