Wrapped and ready for shipment. Might have on time gifts for my daughter’s birthday for the first time this century. #1dad

I realize now that hashtag might be ambiguous, and might imply that my daughter has only one father, which, while biologically true, may serve to trivialize or invalidate parts of her family. Not my intention at all. I’m just saying I’m a “number one dad”.

I should have gone with #worldbestdad instead. Better to delete all of this and start over before @livlivberry sees this thread. Sadly, there’s no time for that. I’ve got to get this box in the mail.