my best friend confided in me today that hes terrified of saying he likes nirvana cause hes afraid sum1 will appear out of nowhere and ask him to name 5 of their songs or die so i made a promise to just constantly hang around him and pass him notes
i got bored in literature so naturally i ended up on the talk to frank drugs a-z website bc one of the design teachers that was on the tv reminded me of talk to frank and i had to explain what it was and then i wanted to look at funny drug names like cosmic kelly and beans
and i was like thats my favorite nirvana song then i got distracted by how badly i needed him to hear it so i played beans by nirvana very loudly on my laptop and after he told me he barely knew any nirvana songs ofc my next joke upon returning to the az drugs list was
seeing 'blow' and 'blue cheese' and going Haha theyre also my favorite nirvana songs but he didn't get the joke because he told me beforehand he wasn't gonna get the joke but i needed it to land somewhere even if it landed on its FUCKING face. So.
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