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think i’ll make a thread of icks specific to muslim men to make myself feel better
washing his hairy toes during wudu’
passionately hating astrology & going on rants about it
crossing his ankles in tashahhud instead of sitting properly 
picking dust/crumbs out of his beard if he has one
sitting at the table 5 mins before iftar and not helping prepare 
pre-fajr shower of shame 
literally him angrily typing out a tweet LMFAOAJSBDKDB it’s just so funny in my head
his much shorter mom pulling him by his ear
getting up from sujood in tight pants y’all know what i’m talking about
him sliding in a girls dms with “mashaAllah”
i will be back w more my brain is slow today
