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think i’ll make a thread of icks specific to muslim men to make myself feel better
washing his hairy toes during wudu’
passionately hating astrology & going on rants about it
crossing his ankles in tashahhud instead of sitting properly 
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picking dust/crumbs out of his beard if he has one
sitting at the table 5 mins before iftar and not helping prepare https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht">
pre-fajr shower of shame https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
literally him angrily typing out a tweet LMFAOAJSBDKDB it’s just so funny in my head https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
his much shorter mom pulling him by his ear
getting up from sujood in tight pants y’all know what i’m talking about
him sliding in a girls dms with “mashaAllah”
i will be back w more my brain is slow today
