How Monsta X would bail me outta jail for some random "seems like legal thing to do but it's actually illegal"

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Show just no

- Would ask "Why?"
- just why
- "Why would you push a mime on a mud and expect him to float on his invisible bed?"
- low-key judging

Won-who?

- Would ask "who is it this time?"
- "stalking some antis and telling them you know where they live is wrong..."
- would try his best to bail me out
- thinking about his life decisions

Min-hyuknevergonnabelievewhatIdid

- Would just laugh at me
- "Blasting Taylor Swift's songs outside Changkyun's room like rigby from Regular Show is pretty illegal"
- "is it Taylor's version?... Then why are you even in jail???"
- would think about if he will bail me or not

Kihyunevergonnalive

- "spamming Eshy on dms telling he's not Taylor Swift he think he is to speak properly is harassment.."
- asking the police why and how is it harassment anyways..
- calculating why just why...
- "dipping pizza on mayonnaise should be illegal!"

Hyungwontbailmeout

- Doesn't show up
- "oh you got arrested?.... good for you"
- "send your mugshot"
- "wake me up when I care"

Jootheonlyoneitrust

- Would bail me out right away
- "I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU!!"
- Would try to be friends with the police to bail me out for free
- "so you also ate jollibee inside of McDonald's?"

I.Minjailtoo

- Is in jail with me
- "I just copied what you did but in different artist.."
- also got jailed for blasting music in the middle of the night
- "34+35 is a good song tho"