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Some fuckin asshole tried to pitch a Bitcoin MLM to me at the gas station while i was on my way to go pick up food.
This is the thing that inspired this tweet:
https://twitter.com/cortanav/status/1387970566628515844?s=21
It">https://twitter.com/cortanav/... begins as my car is fueling up, I sit in my car to shitpost. https://twitter.com/cortanav/status/1387970566628515844">https://twitter.com/cortanav/...
Some fuckin asshole tried to pitch a Bitcoin MLM to me at the gas station while i was on my way to go pick up food.
This is the thing that inspired this tweet:
https://twitter.com/cortanav/status/1387970566628515844?s=21
It">https://twitter.com/cortanav/... begins as my car is fueling up, I sit in my car to shitpost. https://twitter.com/cortanav/status/1387970566628515844">https://twitter.com/cortanav/...
Guy pulls up in a Acura SUV to the pump spot behind me. I get out of my car when the tank is full.
Dude turns to me and comments on my car: “That color is awesome. Is it custom?” Understandable. The car color is neat. I get comments on occasion.
Dude turns to me and comments on my car: “That color is awesome. Is it custom?” Understandable. The car color is neat. I get comments on occasion.
“Nah. By the manufacturer. They don’t put it on lots often but I don’t know why.”
“Oh, so it’s actually the paint and not a wrap? Cool. Never seen it before.”
I say thanks and give a friendly shrug and finish getting my receipt and turn to put the gas cap back on the car.
“Oh, so it’s actually the paint and not a wrap? Cool. Never seen it before.”
I say thanks and give a friendly shrug and finish getting my receipt and turn to put the gas cap back on the car.
Before I reach my driver-door, he says, “So what got you a car like that? I like your taste.” (Paraphrasing on that one, but it was basically that from what I can recall)
I was not in the mood to chat or divulge more info to a stranger.
I was not in the mood to chat or divulge more info to a stranger.
So, thinking I’m funny I go, “Don’t worry about that.”
I wasn’t looking and thus didn’t realize he had fuckin walked up to me. Even without a pandemic I don’t want anyone to approach me in a gas station. please do not deliberately shorten the physical distance between you and I.
I wasn’t looking and thus didn’t realize he had fuckin walked up to me. Even without a pandemic I don’t want anyone to approach me in a gas station. please do not deliberately shorten the physical distance between you and I.
I am a smöl woman at a gas station.
He’s already got his wallet in-hand, pulling something out (and one could say that its not sus to have you wallet out at a gas station, as gas does cost money).
He’s already got his wallet in-hand, pulling something out (and one could say that its not sus to have you wallet out at a gas station, as gas does cost money).
At this point I am actively wishing for my Dark Lord Satan to drag me into the fiery pits because I know it’s about to get cringey and awkward AND TODAY WAS ALREADY CURSED ENOUGH. I JUST WANT GAS IN MY CAR TO GO GET SOME DAMN KOREAN FRIED CHICKEN.
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