Thread of every pokemon rival + Ash and companions in five words or less! Hopefully it& #39;s funny
Blue

Bitch
Silver

Criminal with daddy issues
Wally

"You& #39;re doing great, sweetie!"
Brendan

"Oh shit that& #39;s brown hair-"
May

I have no words, queenhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đź’—" title="Wachsendes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Wachsendes Herz">
Barry

Hyper little shit /pos
Cheren

Glasses with an attitude
Bianca

Shine bright like a https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">foreheadhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
Hugh

"Where& #39;s purrloin" with anger issues
Tierno

No screentime, no character
Trevor

No screentime, no character 2.0
Shauna

If "nya" was a person
Calem

Barely felt like a rival
Serena

The anime ruined your fans
Hau

Perfection, the rival
Gladion

Edgelord dating perfection, owns d o g g y
Hop

"You already know type advantages????"
Marnie

Cinnamon roll from hot topic
Bede

Bitch 2.0, now unadopted addition!
Klara

BE GONE, T H O T -
Avery

Trans icon with family issues
Give me a little while to add the anime companions part
Moving into anime traveling companions with Ash

The bi dumbass
Misty

Caused many lesbian awakenings
Brock

Simp that can cook
I know there& #39;s a different dude who takes Brock& #39;s place at some point but I don& #39;t know him so nothing for him qwq
Again I don& #39;t know this character, I think his name was Max? I dunno, he was the gen 3 anime? I know he exists, I& #39;m sorry I can& #39;t remember qwq nothing on him either
Dawn

She had cute pokemon?
Iris

Dragon type QUEEN https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen">
Cilan

Cilantro. That& #39;s it.
Clement

Trans guy with terrible inventions
Bonnie

Baby uvu
Kiawe

"W E L A V O L C A N O"
Lana

Cute, weird little fisher girl
Lillie

Lesbian and edgelord& #39;s sister
Mallow

Lesbian and excellent chef
Sophicles

Deserved better plus size treatment
Rotom-dex (yes, I& #39;m counting him)

Hyperfixated living pokedex
Gou

Wasn& #39;t expecting his past, huh?
And finally, Koharu

The lesbian mother
Let me know if I missed anyone other than that, end of thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
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