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Thread of every pokemon rival + Ash and companions in five words or less! Hopefully it's funny
Blue
Bitch
Bitch
Silver
Criminal with daddy issues
Criminal with daddy issues
Wally
"You're doing great, sweetie!"
"You're doing great, sweetie!"
Brendan
"Oh shit that's brown hair-"
"Oh shit that's brown hair-"
May
I have no words, queen
I have no words, queen
Barry
Hyper little shit /pos
Hyper little shit /pos
Cheren
Glasses with an attitude
Glasses with an attitude
Bianca
Shine bright like a
forehead
Shine bright like a
forehead
Hugh
"Where's purrloin" with anger issues
"Where's purrloin" with anger issues
Tierno
No screentime, no character
No screentime, no character
Trevor
No screentime, no character 2.0
No screentime, no character 2.0
Shauna
If "nya" was a person
If "nya" was a person
Calem
Barely felt like a rival
Barely felt like a rival
Serena
The anime ruined your fans
The anime ruined your fans
Hau
Perfection, the rival
Perfection, the rival
Gladion
Edgelord dating perfection, owns d o g g y
Edgelord dating perfection, owns d o g g y
Hop
"You already know type advantages????"
"You already know type advantages????"
Marnie
Cinnamon roll from hot topic
Cinnamon roll from hot topic
Bede
Bitch 2.0, now unadopted addition!
Bitch 2.0, now unadopted addition!
Klara
BE GONE, T H O T -
BE GONE, T H O T -
Avery
Trans icon with family issues
Trans icon with family issues
Give me a little while to add the anime companions part
Moving into anime traveling companions with Ash
The bi dumbass
The bi dumbass
Misty
Caused many lesbian awakenings
Caused many lesbian awakenings
Brock
Simp that can cook
Simp that can cook
I know there's a different dude who takes Brock's place at some point but I don't know him so nothing for him qwq
Again I don't know this character, I think his name was Max? I dunno, he was the gen 3 anime? I know he exists, I'm sorry I can't remember qwq nothing on him either
Dawn
She had cute pokemon?
She had cute pokemon?
Iris
Dragon type QUEEN
Dragon type QUEEN
Cilan
Cilantro. That's it.
Cilantro. That's it.
Clement
Trans guy with terrible inventions
Trans guy with terrible inventions
Bonnie
Baby uvu
Baby uvu
Kiawe
"W E L A V O L C A N O"
"W E L A V O L C A N O"
Lana
Cute, weird little fisher girl
Cute, weird little fisher girl
Lillie
Lesbian and edgelord's sister
Lesbian and edgelord's sister
Mallow
Lesbian and excellent chef
Lesbian and excellent chef
Sophicles
Deserved better plus size treatment
Deserved better plus size treatment
Rotom-dex (yes, I'm counting him)
Hyperfixated living pokedex
Hyperfixated living pokedex
Gou
Wasn't expecting his past, huh?
Wasn't expecting his past, huh?
And finally, Koharu
The lesbian mother
The lesbian mother
Let me know if I missed anyone other than that, end of thread
