Thread of every pokemon rival + Ash and companions in five words or less! Hopefully it's funny
Blue

Bitch
Silver

Criminal with daddy issues
Wally

"You're doing great, sweetie!"
Brendan

"Oh shit that's brown hair-"
May

I have no words, queenđź’—
Barry

Hyper little shit /pos
Cheren

Glasses with an attitude
Bianca

Shine bright like a ✨forehead✨
Hugh

"Where's purrloin" with anger issues
Tierno

No screentime, no character
Trevor

No screentime, no character 2.0
Shauna

If "nya" was a person
Calem

Barely felt like a rival
Serena

The anime ruined your fans
Hau

Perfection, the rival
Gladion

Edgelord dating perfection, owns d o g g y
Hop

"You already know type advantages????"
Marnie

Cinnamon roll from hot topic
Bede

Bitch 2.0, now unadopted addition!
Klara

BE GONE, T H O T -
Avery

Trans icon with family issues
Give me a little while to add the anime companions part
Moving into anime traveling companions with Ash

The bi dumbass
Misty

Caused many lesbian awakenings
Brock

Simp that can cook
I know there's a different dude who takes Brock's place at some point but I don't know him so nothing for him qwq
Again I don't know this character, I think his name was Max? I dunno, he was the gen 3 anime? I know he exists, I'm sorry I can't remember qwq nothing on him either
Dawn

She had cute pokemon?
Iris

Dragon type QUEEN đź‘Ź
Cilan

Cilantro. That's it.
Clement

Trans guy with terrible inventions
Bonnie

Baby uvu
Kiawe

"W E L A V O L C A N O"
Lana

Cute, weird little fisher girl
Lillie

Lesbian and edgelord's sister
Mallow

Lesbian and excellent chef
Sophicles

Deserved better plus size treatment
Rotom-dex (yes, I'm counting him)

Hyperfixated living pokedex
Gou

Wasn't expecting his past, huh?
And finally, Koharu

The lesbian mother
Let me know if I missed anyone other than that, end of thread ✨
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