What our grandchildren are going to cancel us for:

1. Eating meat
2. Not trusting self-driving cars sooner
3. Our sugar intake
4. Saying "nice to e-meet you"
5. screen time addiction
6. Using LinkedIn
7. Thinking Clubhouse is worth $4b
8. Criticizing ad-based businesses when your largest gains in the stock market (FB, GOOG, AMZN) all came from ads.
9. Cancelling people
10. The really awkward wave at the end of a Zoom call
11. Owning fiat
12. If somehow you are still reading this thread, go RT it. I deserve it
13. HAVING AN INSTAGRAM FOR YOUR PET
14. Working at a bank
15. wearing flip-flops in NYC
16. Cream cheese in sushi
17. Not understanding a joke on Twitter
18. Buying $70m pieces of digital art.
19. Drinking White Claws over High Noons
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