Some advice for the men who get drafted in the coming days:

1. Interview *Multiple* Financial Advisors - carefully vet & choose the one who has YOUR best interest, not his own wallet’s best interest
2. Don’t let friends OR family guilt trip you into giving them $... your TRUE
Friends wont make u feel like you owe them bc u “made it”
3. Speaking of “making it”, you havent YET-Draft Night is just the beginning
4. Don’t drop stacks on jewelry now-get Cubic Zirconia for now. They’re all gunna think it’s real bc youre rich https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷‍♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau">
5. Just bc you’re DMing, doesn’t make it private. People can see what you “LIKE”. Those IG models don’t like you all of a sudden because you have a great personality.
6. Speaking of IG models...wear a rubber...shit, wear TWOhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und Angstschweiß">Girls will be plotting for a chance to secure the bag.
Most important of all:
7. TAKEhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen">CAREhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen">OFhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen">YOURhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen">BODY! Rehab, rehab, rehab! Invest in quality rehab products that will keep you physically https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundert Punkte Symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundert Punkte Symbol">. But don’t neglect your mental either! CTE is real and it’s SCARY. Remember, you get ONE body for the rest of your life...take care of it!
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