So..l love twitter. I've made some amazing friends on here..but l've also crossed paths with some dubious characters..

So grab a drink..relax..and let me tell you a little story..
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Once upon a time.. there was an Irish girl on twitter..just chilling after a long day..
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Until her evening was interrupted..

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Now normally l'd just delete and ignore.. but sometimes you just have to play along..

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I mean..it's good to talk..right?

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And we all love the idea of making some quick cash...

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And sure we'll like to dabble in the stock market..

Especially when it's 'all sorts of stuff'
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It can be confusing though...
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I'm sure Vanessa was losing patience with me just a little..
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I just wanted to warn her...
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And the moral of the story is..never trade in Toblerones!
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/the end.