A student in my Y11 class revealed that he has been writing down memorable lines for the last two years. A selection of terrible, terrible things I have said. Allegedly.

Important life advice

I can find no easy explanation for the koala line, but I assure you I have never contracted an STI from one

@taralatkinson They& #39;ve got a wide selection of your moments too

And my favourite thing of all time: the same student created four haikus in a series entitled & #39;Times Ms McIntosh Nearly Died& #39;