A student in my Y11 class revealed that he has been writing down memorable lines for the last two years. A selection of terrible, terrible things I have said. Allegedly.
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I can find no easy explanation for the koala line, but I assure you I have never contracted an STI from one
@taralatkinson They've got a wide selection of your moments too
And my favourite thing of all time: the same student created four haikus in a series entitled 'Times Ms McIntosh Nearly Died'
And my favourite thing of all time: the same student created four haikus in a series entitled 'Times Ms McIntosh Nearly Died'
And my favourite thing of all time: the same student created four haikus in a series entitled 'Times Ms McIntosh Nearly Died'
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