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Firm, warm lips suddenly pressed against his own, the movement cautious yet insistent.

Sqq gasped, eyes widening as he took a step back, a light blush settling in his cheeks.

"Binghe! What are you-!?" https://twitter.com/dameitai/status/1387772861587329033

He lost track of his thoughts as his eyes met Lbh's. The usually starlit gaze was now smouldering with something darker underneath.

Lbh moved closer, his heated body pressing up against his Master's, satisfaction curling up inside him as he felt Sqq shiver at the contact.

"Didn't Shizun say that this disciple should practice?"

Sqq flushed brightly at that. Teasing! This master had only just been teasing! Don't take the flippant words of this master so seriously, Binghe!

He coughed, "Surely Binghe can find better partners to...practice with?"

Lbh's eyes narrowed, a hand boldly reaching to clasp the small back of his Shizun's waist. His recent growth spurt allowing him to nearly envelope his Shizun with just one hand.

"This disciple would much prefer to learn from Shizun."

Sqq looked away from that burning gaze, his breath deepening slightly as he pressed his hands against Lbh's chest, trying to create some space to breathe.

When did his disciple get so big!? And so bold too! Binghe, who taught you to be so disrespectful to your elders-!?

"Ow!"

Sqq brought a hand up to his stinging lips, the skin reddening from Lbh's quick bite.

"Luo Binghe! What has gotten into you!?"

Lbh down at him like a kicked puppy, his lips still curved in a pout from his kiss.

"This disciple simply wanted to kiss Shizun."

Black lines fell upon Sqq's face.

A kiss!?! You can't call that a kiss Binghe! You'll scare away all the girls with a ferocious bite like that!!

Sqq frowned, his elegant eyebrows twitching as he huffed.

"Hasn't this master taught you better than that?"

If no one else was going to help Binghe with his kissing problem, then this master will have to do it himself!

After all, he's the Shizun!!

He lightly traced Binghe's immaculate jawline, fanboying internally in wonder, trying to muster up his courage.

"Start soft, don't bite," Sqq whispered, blushing deeply as he squeezed his eyes closed before tilting his head up and giving his overgrown disciple a light, small peck.

Binghe whined, "Shizun, more."

Yes, yes. As the stallion protagonist wishes.

Sqq pressed up again, slotting their bodies and kissing chastely, humming in approval as Lbh tilted his head just so.

He was about to give his Shizun Seal of Approval on this night's kiss when he felt an impious tongue suddenly lick the seam of his lips.

He startled.

"Mn-!?"

The hot, wet tongue plunged deep, causing him to gasp.

Lbh surged on, hands gripping his Shizun by the waist as he pulled him flushed against him, preening in approval as Sqq grasped the lapels of his disciple robes.

Blood heating, Sqq's mind got confused. Instead of pushing Lbh away, he pulled him closer, his own tongue dancing against the wet slide of his disciple's.

He moaned, eyes dazed as he unconsciously pressed his hips against Lbh, grinding slowly.

Lbh growled in response, hands sliding down to Sqq's firm bottom and squeezing, earning him a high pitched gasp.

"Shizun," he rasped, voice rough as he began to indulge and kiss along the sides of Sqq's jaw, trailing down the jade skin and suckling at his adam's apple.

"Shizun is too good to this disciple. This one has learned much from his teachings," with each word, Lbh peppered in several wet kisses as if in thanks.

SQQ mewled, knees knocking like a newborn foal as Lbh kissed him silly once again, his large paws keeping him steady.

Too fast! The speed of learning was just too fast! Who can learn at this speed!? Bless the protagonist halo!!

His own tongue and mouth worked hard to keep up with Binghe, unaware of how lewd the lower half of his body was being.

Up on the tip of his toes, Sqq moaned appreciatively as Lbh pressed a leg up between his.

How considerate! Sqq was having trouble standing from the onslaught of kisses and Lbh is quietly helping his Shizun stay upright.

He squeezed that golden thigh between his own in thanks.

Sqq reached up, about to tangle his fingers into Lbh's long locks when the door to his bamboo house suddenly fell down with a crash.

"Shen Qingqiu!"

Lbh growled, glaring at the direction of the intruder as Shizun startled and pulled away from his arms.

Hair in disarray, lips red and flushed with hickies scattered across his delicate skin, Sqq looked heavenly. Like a deity dipping into sin for the first time.

Lbh's eyes burned, trying to permanently etch this sight into his brain. Shizun looked like that because of him.

He casually adjusted their position, hiding his Shizun from view with his large frame as the doorway to their room also got knocked down.

"You! Where is your Shizun?"

Lbh glared coldly at Lqg as he felt Sqq shrink down, trying to hide himself against his disciple's chest.

"Shizun is preoccupied at the moment. Perhaps, Liu-shishu can come back at another time?" Literally any other time, Lbh hissed internally.

Lqg grunted, flashing his sword.

"There is no other time. The Endless Abyss has opened."

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End! (ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ

Pfft hahaha okay I got a lil carried away there. But at least I kept it PG! Nyahahah! Not one mention of the word cock in sight. Just kissies.

Although I really did want Lbh to just **** his Shizun with his ****** and then convince Sqq to ****** him and-