I am obsessed with bad dates and I'm particularly obsessed with namgi on bad dates

namgi just keep going out despite the fact that they do Not enjoy it, they're both so stubborn that they just grit their teeth and are like "yes Let's Go Out Again"

because yoongi asked for the follow up date, and namjoon's not about to let him have the last word!!!! so namjoon texts him to ask him out for a third date and yoongi just looks at his phone and is like "for fuck's sake" and then types out "sure :)"

aftewards namjoon debriefs with jimin and is like "yeah idk we just don't have a lot in common" and jimin's like "don't you work the exact same job. don't you have the exact same musical influences. don't you have the exact same political views" and namjoon's just like "no"

FUCK OKAY BECAUSE IT'S THEM THEY CAN'T NOT ESCALATE, the dates keep lengthening, yoongi invites him for a movie AND dinner AND dessert experience so namjoon has to one up him by being like "let's take a 3 hour car ride together :) let's just get out of the city :) why not :)"

eventually yoongi is joining namjoon on a fucking family vacation and they haven't even so much as kissed yet

thing is they are stupidly compatible but sometimes stupidly compatible people cannot have good dates, and that's them. they're either just sitting in awkward silence or actively pissing each other off w/ petty disagreements over things

ah. they're fun

now of course jin's just like "break up??? then???" and yoongi's like "that sounds like an awkward conversation. I'm meeting namjoon's closest childhood friends in half hour gotta go"