thread of my opinions on the signs and some placements based on the ppl i've met and the things that i know don't take it personally this is for fun and jokes

aries sun lawl

- this is a shit placement how do u guys live like this.
- can be cool. when ur not trying to be better than everyone!
- it's ok to have ur feelings reciprocated u don't have to get bored when ppl do feel the same abt u
- please get committed to smth for once!

aries moon.

- i have an aries moon so it's ok ig
- or maybe not it's actually a terrible placement
- can u open up sometimes
- it's ok to have intense emotions and show them at times u don't have to act tough every day . cry a little
- being a total dick isn't flirting btw

aries venus

- the absolute worst placement
- have u ever heard of . honesty
- it's ok to not want to commit but pls say that some ppl can't take the hint of u ghosting them every time u get bored of them!
- can be very loving tho once they're actually interested
- 6/10

aries mercury

- no thoughts just internal screaming
- kind of impulsive
- can only be patient w things they want to be patient w
- they come off as very flirty ? but that's how they communicate.
- actually very entertaining to be around they're funny

aries mars

- cool placement
- sexy ? sometimes.
- very risky would try anything at least once
- what is the thought process behind ur decisions I'd like to know .
- insane

aries rising.

- i've never met one ?
- do u guys even exist....
- i don't think u guys are as chaotic as ppl think
- some of the aries i've met were very introverted and reserved but insane once they got comfortable
- idk man u guys are probably hot

taurus sun

- every taurus i've ever met has either been annoying or cool
- sometimes act like they're crazy on purpose bc they don't wanna seem boring
- a lot of them don't even procrastinate as much as yall say they do
- very goal oriented
- organized and messy 50/50

taurus moon

- cute placement
- very wise emotionally
- knows how to talk to ppl and how to say what they wanna hear
- good comforters
- good listeners too
- idk they're just kinda deep if u want good advice talk to them they understand

taurus venus

- eh.
- they kinda like little details ? to give and receive them
- i think they're very loving and caring w the ppl they truly care abt
- won't expect much in return they just want to make sure ur feeling good when ur w them

taurus mercury

- very nice ppl to hang out with
- they're very funny once they stop trying to act like they know everything
- witty
- mom humour kinda

taurus mars

- so fucking stubborn the stereotypes are real
- won't accept they're not right
- have a hard time apologizing for that same reason
- if they decided smth they're gonna do it just the way they planned it or get ahngree
- i would drop kick one of u any time

gemini sun

- i hate all of u except for one person
- talk so much or don't talk at all
- very easygoing it's just easy to talk to them
- except they don't let u talk ?
- can be smart when they want to
- not two faced actually they just change their mind easily and often

gemini moon

- afraid of vulnerability
- doesn't know how to be emotional so they joke abt it hoping u get the hint
- can be dying in front of u but will keep acting like they're the shit
- they're very funny ?
- emotional but their emotions make them uncomfortable

gemini venus

- well.
- i don't know what to tell u
- would u be serious abt ur feelings for once ?
- i promise u making fun of ur love interest isn't flirting!
- open up.....sometimes it's good
- also don't get bored so quickly i beg u

gemini mercury

- now this is like the ultimate placement
- so smart like wow are u real
- very sarcastic but not in an annoying way
- convos w them can go from deep to absurd in seconds but it's entertaining and feels nice
- great talkers

gemini mars

- very collected imo
- won't tell u if they're mad at u they don't really care what u think
- but if they do tell u they probably have a list of reasons why they're mad at u
- can't make decisions to save their lives

gemini rising

- i think they're actually the loud ones
- always knows what to say
- so fucking funny they're the cool friends
- doesn't care abt looking mysterious they kinda are

cancer sun

- not the crybabies ppl make them seem to be
- can be emotionally manipulative
- victim complex i'm sorry
- still they're open abt their emotions and ppl take advantage of that
- very loyal ppl who depend on other's love for them to stay alive
- don't do that .

cancer moon

- can be a good placement
- so in tune w their feelings and everyone else's
- love to make others feel cared abt and go out of their way to let them know
- they give too much expecting nothing so ppl just take everything and give nothing!
- and they don't even care

cancer venus

- can be a bit too much
- bc they love to give and don't know when to stop!
- it's ok to love someone but there are boundaries u know
- so sweet it becomes their downfall
- but still manipulate the ppl they care abt bc they think they're doing good to them .

cancer mars

- one of the worst placements to have i'm sorry
- this is when the victim complex gets real
- can't argue for shit they will cry but not bc they're sad but bc they're so angry
- bottles up all those emotions until they just explode in their faces :/
- just weak

cancer rising

- um i don't know
- they look fragile but i promise u they're not
- feel kinda evil at times
- always look like they're on the verge of tears
- literal resting sad face can be having the best day of their lives but u would think they're abt to end it all

leo sun

- let me try to be nice
- hot .
- they're very confident on the outside but that's bc they're kinda insecure
- extremely loyal ppl it becomes annoying i'm sorry
- some of u have friends just to show off that u have them bc u only care abt like 2 of them

leo moon

- it went from worse to worser
- if they're not in the spotlight they feel worthless
- they think abt themselves is that as either god or they're nothing . no in between
- have a lot of emotions but they don't show them to a lot of ppl bc they hate feeling exposed ?

leo venus

- just like leo suns have friends to show them off these ppl have relationships to feel flattered
- if they're not interested enough in someone they'll keep them around to have attention and that's kinda sad
- once they do care they're kinda sacrificial they're weird

leo mercury

- i like this placement actually
- they have a very main character aura abt them
- bc they know how to talk to ppl and keep them interested
- actually confident in their own intellect
- like to keep receipts on things ppl do and say but not in a bad way

leo rising

- i have a leo rising so it's awesome
- u look like the main character
- grabs ppl's attention easily imo they're easy to notice
- Can and Will be self centered
- that's it i don't have anything else to say.

virgo sun

- oh my fuckign god
- can be a control freak and a very organized person or just doesn't care abt anything
- it's ok to be vulnerable
- it's also ok to not be in control sometimes
- u can't fix everyone u meet fix urself first

virgo moon

- emotionally constipated
- they kinda Care like deep deep down they just don't think it's worth it to show that they just expect u to know
- goal oriented and becomes obsessed w this to the point of ignoring everything and everyone

virgo venus

- fuck u
- worst venus placement to have trust me
- u can't control Everything in ur love life let things happen i'm begging u
- correcting everything someone says won't make u look hot it actually makes u unbearable
- idk must be hard to be u

virgo mercury

- an actual decent placement
- so damn smart it's unreal
- but talking to u can be exhausting bc u think ur always right
- sometimes ur wrong and it's ok to admit that and shut up
- has good memory imo they remember things u tell them that's kinda cute ?

virgo mars

- fuck u too
- doesn't get angry very often but when they do they're gonna make u think it's ur fault
- so serious and for what
- taking risks is ok u should do that sometimes

virgo rising

- looks collected too
- also looks like they have their life together even if they don't
- the mom friend
- or the mom idk u choose
- appears smart and is smart sometimes
- huge ego.

libra sun

- u guys are supposed to be diplomatic and smart
- but ur like little kids . can't decide anything on ur own
- will ask u to help them choose smth and then choose the opposite of what u suggested
- this is probably the most watery air sign idk if that's good or bad

libra moon

- indecisive abt their emotions as well
- don't ever really know what they feel they just pretend they do
- the way they perceive themselves is cool tho
- they care so much abt everyone but don't know or want to show that

libra venus

- can u not rush into relationships!
- u can't plan a wedding w everyone u ever meet just bc they did the bare minimum
- they're very pretty tho
- very committed once they're interested
- overall a decent placement i think

libra mercury

- the actual smart ones
- very good at holding conversations
- love to be around ppl
- have really creative ideas ?
- great talkers too they just know what to do and say in front of others

libra rising

- u guys look like regina george
- also have this vibe of being very flowery . whatever that means
- manic pixie dream girl
- that's it i don't know many of u

scorpio sun

- u guys love to act mysterious even tho u aren't
- i'm not like other girls complex
- want to know everything abt u but won't tell u shit abt themselves
- think they're the shit and sometimes they're not
- another sign i really don't like! /hj

scorpio moon

- if u have this placement seek help rn
- so obsessive it becomes unhealthy
- truly manipulative when they want to be and they totally know they are
- the actual mysterious ones
- u are what edgy ppl they are and u don't even try

scorpio venus

- the absolute worst i don't even know what to tell u
- also very obsessive
- can't let go and move on even if their lives depend on it
- if u date one of them ur never gonna really know who they are
- probably romanticizes toxic relationships

scorpio mercury

- scary
- listens to mainstream shit and acts like they're so unique . hand them the aux cord and they're gonna act like ugh this band is so underground u probably don't even know them and then it's mcr
- also remembers everything u tell them bc they're mean

scorpio mars

- this can be cool
- gets angry easily but knows how to deal w that
- so vengeful and for what
- will never forget what u did to them on april 1st, 2008 at 8:30:05 pm that's how vengeful they are
- will hold a grudge until they die

scorpio rising

- why do i feel like all of u have black hair
- very emo
- probably had an mcr phase that u never got out of
- gives a mysterious aura they think they're edward cullen
- "no one understands me"
- was also either scene or wanted to be

sagittarius sun

- the actual chaotic ones
- talks a lot and very fast
- a lot of them are so extroverted
- will always use humour to pretend they don't wanna die
- like it's ok to cry sometimes u don't have to joke abt it all the time....
- very social ppl it's easy to befriend

sagittarius moon

- also can't take their emotions seriously
- have a deep thought and then go crazy to pretend it didn't happen they fear vulnerability too
- once they get serious they're kinda scary bc it's a weird sight
- feels so much and expresses it all as a joke

sagittarius venus

- they love the chase
- would rather have their crush reject them to keep the emotion alive
- don't like commitment but not bc they can't do it they just don't like to feel tied up ? they like freedom
- they want someone who can let them be themselves

sagittarius mercury

- like i said it's easy to befriend them they're just very approachable
- good listeners once u talk abt smth they enjoy
- have random ideas and would do anything and everything to make them happen
- change their minds too quickly and too much

sagittarius mars

- kinda laid back ? even tho they're a fire sign, they're the most easygoing imo
- gets angry and acts petty to look cool .
- doesn't like confrontation but won't hesitate either to tell u when they're mad at u

sagittarius rising

- they all look like they haven't slept in weeks for some reason
- kinda restless
- they like to do a lot of things they hate routines
- looks very friendly or very intimidating
- also gives off a confident aura they are the shit and they know .

capricorn sun

- virgo but worse.
- hardworking regardless
- too serious sometimes
- but has good humor when they just let go of the serious front they put up
- incredibly controlling pls Chill

capricorn moon

- can come off as very dry and cold and they kinda are
- calculative and logical that's hot
- they push their emotions aside so much it becomes overwhelming when they face them
- can and will be cold hearted if u do smth they don't like or that bothers them

capricorn venus

- not a really good placement either
- u see ur relationships like a system ? like it's smth for u to work on
- which is why ppl get the impression that u don't feel anything abt them even if u do
- so stubborn and difficult to get them to open up

capricorn mercury

- responsible
- great communication skills
- keeps receipts on things too
- won't talk to anyone unless they consider them smart enough to interest and entertain them
- hard to please :/ standards are way too high

capricorn mars

- also very scary
- is too cold hearted when it comes to express how they feel when they're mad
- they don't really care if they hurt ppl's feelings they're very blunt
- also being blunt and a jerk aren't the same thing pls be tender sometimes

aquarius sun

- i'm an aqua sun so it's awesome.
- or not actually it kinda sucks
- u constantly feel like ppl don't get u
- actual i'm not like other girls complex
- u think ur quirky and unique and u might be but don't make it ur only personality trait!

aquarius moon

- absolute shit placement
- hate Vulnerability so much u would rather get stepped on before u ever admit to others that ur having a bad time
- don't know how to deal w ur feelings and u feel like they're a burden to u
- pls....Open Up. this is a serious request

aquarius venus

- a fucking joke
- u can't ever tell if u really like someone or ur just bored
- u see ur relationships like they're friendships
- if u get these ppl interested enough they become obsessive
- u probably have never had a wholesome romantic encounter in ur life

aquarius mercury

- ur so fucking cool .
- soso smart
- progressive and creative ideas all the time
- it's so easy for u to talk to ppl bc u always have smth to say
- if u want interesting deep entertaining convos talk to them
- they value intellect over feelings!

aquarius mars

- this is where the fun ends
- u will never know if they were ever mad at u
- they just detach . and act like nothing is happening
- so logical when they make decisions it can be scary
- so rebellious would actually do things to piss ppl off on purpose

aquarius rising

- very hot
- looks like they know everything and they probably do
- is always the weird kid .
- has a very small group of friends bc they think ppl are boring

pisces sun

- also not the sensitive ppl u guys make them seem to be
- kinda wise
- martyr complex
- this is probably the most airy water sign as well
- probably an empath
- feels Everything too deeply it hurts

pisces moon

- terrible
- like actually terrible. so many emotions that are just a bit too much for others to handle
- doesn't have boundaries!
- u don't know how to say no to ppl so they continue to take advantage of u
- a ppl pleaser :/

pisces venus

- so cute
- but very sacrificial they would die for u an unhealthy amount
- emotions can be too much once again
- give so much and expect that much in return and get disappointed when it doesn't happen
- also gives in too quickly they meet ppl and think it's love

pisces mercury

- a bad placement ngl
- can't communicate their thoughts effectively they get distracted
- talks a lot and doesn't say anything
- actually very profound once they manage to get their thoughts out of their heads
- very very artistic and creative

pisces mars

- i hate u.....
- weak as fuck i'm sorry
- martyr complex but worser
- will cry in the middle of an argument out of rage and to make u feel guilty abt their own mistakes
- says they hate u but forget the next day
- the literal definition of this pic

pisces rising

- looks so mystic
- u want to dye ur hair or u do dye it different colors kinda often
- u like tattoos and piercings and just body art in general ?
- has good taste in everything honestly
- also has a resting sad face but in a melancholic way

tysm for supporting this thread and finding it entertaining!! i know there were placements i forgot to add and i haven't had the time to but if u have any questions or wanna know anything abt ur chart feel free to dm i'm more than happy to help