my boyfriend knew i was pregnant before i did. on the day i found out, he took me out for a breakfast date and on the way said “you not ordering alcohol unless you take a pregnancy test, ngikhathele uwena uphuzisa ingane yami”
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we pass clicks and get a test. we get to the restaurant and i order a savanna, athi kimi i’m not drinking this before i take the test. yimi lo the bathroom with so much confidence cause haibo i’m not pregnant kaaannntttttiiiiiiii
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i get to the bathroom, pee on the stick and put it upside down
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">. lmfao i turned that thing and looked at myself in the mirror and the first thing i said to myself was “you pregnant bitch”
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i text my man and he says i must come back. i get to the table and first thing i did was cry angazi nami why
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yho indoda yami has been so amazing throughout my pregnancy
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