I find it telling that we aren't allowed to treat the story of Sonic Adventure 2 as we would other games because of such sound argumentation as...

- It's a blue hedgehog
- There are humans
- Edgggge cringe
- I wasn't paying attention. That's on the game.

Can't argue with that!

Honestly, you know what? If you like the story of the game... you can just say that! No need to put on the "It's Not High Art; It's Dumb And I Love It" dunce cap. You don't need to impress anyone by hiding your feelings behind some dumb objectivity moniker. Express yourself.

And to those who do not like the story, that's absolutely fine... but make some points, please. And another question I think is warranted is... Why do we, as grown adults, want stories to be limited ONLY to children, and not folks of all ages? This ain't Dora, it's Spider-Man.