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I never had story time about the time I got flew out to LA to meet one of my Twitter followers..... 
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Ohhh yāall wanted me to start like right now.... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š
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So a long time ago back when I was still a hot girl. Sometime last July I started talking to this guy in my DMs about this production company. We got off topic and started liking each other cause you know Iām lovable. Next you know we got a long distance entanglement going on-
At the time Harlemās daddy was acting up and we were separated. So I figured why the hell not https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š¤·š¾āāļø" title="Achselzuckende Frau (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)"> next thing you know things are getting serious. The LA guy is actually outdoing the local niggas and it aināt even a tie.
So weeks go by and we are literally talking every day. Iām getting fruit baskets and poems. For a moment he has me even looking at houses. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrƤnen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrƤnen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š¤£" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> One day I jokingly throw out that Iām fly out material and he asks when Iām available. By the end of the night I got tickets.
So yāall know I got a house full of dogs and a job. But I aināt missing out on no trip to Cali cause of a little PTO and a few fur babies. Cause mental health is important! I call up my ex tell him I got a girls trip and ask him to watch the kids and tell my job to kiss my ass.
So being fast and in a hurry I didnāt even bother to check the flight details till the day before. Whatās supposed to be a weekend of fun is actually booked for a week...... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š¦" title="Stirnrunzelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Stirnrunzelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund"> But I wasnāt going to complain LA guy has been making up the difference so why not miss some more work
So mid panga event Iām masked up and ready to go meet this man Iāve been on the phone with. I decide not to tell my friends and family Iām gone till I get there. Cause what I look like admitting to my mama Iām trying to get kidnapped.
Well I step outside and Iām just looking around and this is LA so yāall know the airport is packed. All out the blue this yt man grabs me and gives me a hug. Iām thinking to myself. This is it. Iāve fcked up now. He steps back and I notice the curl pattern and know itās him.
After further inspection I realize heās just challenged in the melanin department but heās indeed a black man. I probably had a inch or two on him so I had to take in my shock quickly. He basically looks like the pictures but pictures are pictures and we had never done FaceTime.
With most strangers of course you want to get to know them. But after a nigga pays for your flight they want the girlfriend experience. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š
" title="LƤchelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und AngstschweiĆ" aria-label="Emoji: LƤchelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und AngstschweiĆ"> Heās holding my hand. Giving me forehead kisses. Like all over me and itās cool. But Iām still me so yāall know Iām asking for my space.
We make it to hotel. Itās a nice room but the first thing I notice is the slight stench of pee. I look around it dawns on me we are in a handicap accessible room and somebody obviously left a diaper behind. I ask the front desk for a move but itās a discounted room and itās a no
Imagine trying to set the mood but it smells like your grandmas nurses aid ran late for work. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Unerfreutes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Unerfreutes Gesicht"> So I rain check him for sex that night and decide to make it clear that I aināt no hoe. You gonna cuddle with this ass first sir especially after the booking mishap.
So the next day we do breakfast. We do some sightseeing and I take him to work in his car. At this point Iām wondering if this is a trap or buddy just really likes my ass. Cause I could never https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> When he gets off he continues to show me the city while suggesting I live there.
As time goes by I start to notice that we arenāt a match made in heaven. Itās like my jokes send him over the edge and his jokes make me wonder if heās got it all there. We start arguing over simple shit and slowly but surly Iām kicking my own ass for not booking a shorter trip.
But I gotta admit he was trying his hardest to turn things around. Between the gifts and the dates the arguments were something I could deal with. And like all Mfs in Cali we could spend time in the dispensary which kept us calm and too high to fuss.
Well time starts winding down and he realizes he hasnāt experienced the full sunshine experience that was promised so I gotta deliver something. Cant have Mfs on Twitter saying a renigged on the pussy.
I get it in my head that tonightās the night ima turn up on this man. But all my meat has always come well done so Iām not even sure how or what to do. But I know to start with the lights. We end up filming that evening and fcked around and didnāt stop till early morning.
Well I donāt know whoās bright idea it was to book my flight at 4am. When I pull into the airport at 3am Iām told Iāve arrived too late for my bags to fly with me and Iād have to be on standby for the day. Since I decided not to pack light it was best my bags stay with me. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht">
I arrive back home and decide to get back with ex and settle down. Somebody gotta help raise these dogs I got. To my surprise the LA nigga throws a fit about my choice and I end up blocking him on everything. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="š
" title="LƤchelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und AngstschweiĆ" aria-label="Emoji: LƤchelndes Gesicht mit offenem Mund und AngstschweiĆ"> Although Iām almost sure there is a burner account somewhere.
