Thread by @Pimps4Sale, I never had story time about the time I got flew out [...]

I never had story time about the time I got flew out to LA to meet one of my Twitter followers.....

I know he’s been waiting for this one.

Ohhh y’all wanted me to start like right now....

So a long time ago back when I was still a hot girl. Sometime last July I started talking to this guy in my DMs about this production company. We got off topic and started liking each other cause you know I’m lovable. Next you know we got a long distance entanglement going on-

At the time Harlem’s daddy was acting up and we were separated. So I figured why the hell not

next thing you know things are getting serious. The LA guy is actually outdoing the local niggas and it ain’t even a tie.

So weeks go by and we are literally talking every day. I’m getting fruit baskets and poems. For a moment he has me even looking at houses.

One day I jokingly throw out that I’m fly out material and he asks when I’m available. By the end of the night I got tickets.

So y’all know I got a house full of dogs and a job. But I ain’t missing out on no trip to Cali cause of a little PTO and a few fur babies. Cause mental health is important! I call up my ex tell him I got a girls trip and ask him to watch the kids and tell my job to kiss my ass.

So being fast and in a hurry I didn’t even bother to check the flight details till the day before. What’s supposed to be a weekend of fun is actually booked for a week......

But I wasn’t going to complain LA guy has been making up the difference so why not miss some more work

So mid panga event I’m masked up and ready to go meet this man I’ve been on the phone with. I decide not to tell my friends and family I’m gone till I get there. Cause what I look like admitting to my mama I’m trying to get kidnapped.

Well I step outside and I’m just looking around and this is LA so y’all know the airport is packed. All out the blue this yt man grabs me and gives me a hug. I’m thinking to myself. This is it. I’ve fcked up now. He steps back and I notice the curl pattern and know it’s him.

After further inspection I realize he’s just challenged in the melanin department but he’s indeed a black man. I probably had a inch or two on him so I had to take in my shock quickly. He basically looks like the pictures but pictures are pictures and we had never done FaceTime.

With most strangers of course you want to get to know them. But after a nigga pays for your flight they want the girlfriend experience.

He’s holding my hand. Giving me forehead kisses. Like all over me and it’s cool. But I’m still me so y’all know I’m asking for my space.

We make it to hotel. It’s a nice room but the first thing I notice is the slight stench of pee. I look around it dawns on me we are in a handicap accessible room and somebody obviously left a diaper behind. I ask the front desk for a move but it’s a discounted room and it’s a no

Imagine trying to set the mood but it smells like your grandmas nurses aid ran late for work.

So I rain check him for sex that night and decide to make it clear that I ain’t no hoe. You gonna cuddle with this ass first sir especially after the booking mishap.

So the next day we do breakfast. We do some sightseeing and I take him to work in his car. At this point I’m wondering if this is a trap or buddy just really likes my ass. Cause I could never

When he gets off he continues to show me the city while suggesting I live there.

As time goes by I start to notice that we aren’t a match made in heaven. It’s like my jokes send him over the edge and his jokes make me wonder if he’s got it all there. We start arguing over simple shit and slowly but surly I’m kicking my own ass for not booking a shorter trip.

But I gotta admit he was trying his hardest to turn things around. Between the gifts and the dates the arguments were something I could deal with. And like all Mfs in Cali we could spend time in the dispensary which kept us calm and too high to fuss.

Well time starts winding down and he realizes he hasn’t experienced the full sunshine experience that was promised so I gotta deliver something. Cant have Mfs on Twitter saying a renigged on the pussy.

I get it in my head that tonight’s the night ima turn up on this man. But all my meat has always come well done so I’m not even sure how or what to do. But I know to start with the lights. We end up filming that evening and fcked around and didn’t stop till early morning.

Well I don’t know who’s bright idea it was to book my flight at 4am. When I pull into the airport at 3am I’m told I’ve arrived too late for my bags to fly with me and I’d have to be on standby for the day. Since I decided not to pack light it was best my bags stay with me.

I arrive back home and decide to get back with ex and settle down. Somebody gotta help raise these dogs I got. To my surprise the LA nigga throws a fit about my choice and I end up blocking him on everything.

Although I’m almost sure there is a burner account somewhere.

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