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. @Tuko_co_ke my dad sent me this post. Explain yourselves, shida hua gani kweli? How do I start explaining?
Honestly it& #39;s the fact that my parents don& #39;t know that I have a septum ring. @Tuko_co_ke come and explain how I will tell Gen X parents why I have a nose ring like a bull. RUN ME MY MONEY.
@Tuko_co_ke my parents are now calling incessantly. I HAVE AFRICAN PARENTS. COME AND TELL ME WHAT WAS THE REASON. Mnadhani ni jokes, wait will I show up with a lawyer smh
Lmaao I hadn& #39;t even looked at the house right next to my avi. @Tuko_co_ke THAT& #39;S NOT EVEN MY TASTE. How to I convince my relatives in the village that the house next to my picture is not mine? Unajua ni harambee ngapi nimekosa kutoa pesa nyinyi? Mko aje? NKT
Nakufa bro 
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All this is happening while I& #39;m at WORK. Y& #39;ALL. I& #39;m in the middle of a zoom meeting trying to present and be a serious member of society and I can& #39;t stop laughing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
Now the whole world knows I& #39;m turning 30. After laughing at 30+ and their wet backs during sex. SMFH. GOODNIGHT.
I& #39;m actually upset at the house more than anything else. Why?
