. @blainecapatch: Big Dicks, Drape and Carpet Warehouse. Our carpets have matched the drapes
since 1948. Hehehe. Hey listen, I know the jokes you make. I know the things you say. It's
Horrible! It's Horrible....

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What you say goes against god, it goes against the Virgin Mary, it's against the mother of Christ! I know what you are thinking and I think less of you for it. God
Damn you for thinking that. Thinking that horrible thing about my carpets and drapes...

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Anyway, Big Savings this weekend at Big Dicks, Drape and Carpet Warehouse where the carpets always match
the drapes. 6969 Milf Tit Street, down in the Dildo District. HEY, I DIDN'T NAME IT...

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It was gentrified after I was, I've been there awhile, the rent is cheap. God damn you for thinking it!
God Damn you to hell! @Dantelfer?
@thebrianposehn: Wow, ever since the city became gentrified I thought we were getting rid of the dildo district.
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. @NerdPokerPod Ep 33 Season 4