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If i try to fail, and i succeed, which one did i do? 
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If tomatoes are fruits, then ketchup is a smoothie... Right right???
If watermelons exists, why isn& #39;t the firemelon, airmelon, and earthmelon exist?? THE ELEMELONS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👄" title="Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Mund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
Cowboy& #39;s should be called horseboys ya know?? Cuz like, thye ride horses
Why do they call it apartments if they& #39;re built together-
Did you realize that you& #39;ll never know what memories have you forgotten??
The fact that there are more nipples in the world than hoomans https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧘" title="Person im Lotossitz" aria-label="Emoji: Person im Lotossitz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Schädel" aria-label="Emoji: Schädel">
If life is unfair to everyone, then that means life is fair...right??
If jesus walked on water, does that mean he could swim on land?? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁️" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👄" title="Mund" aria-label="Emoji: Mund">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁️" title="Auge" aria-label="Emoji: Auge">
WHY TF IS IT CALLED A BUILDING WHEN IT& #39;S ALREADY BUILT???
Why do noses run and feet smell-
IF WE DELETE PICTURES ON OUR PHONES WHERE TF DOES IT GO-
Aight let& #39;s take a break cuz y& #39;all& #39;s sweet night just fell off the stairs once again...Just- lemme cry real quick
AAANNDDD IM BACK. WHO WANNA SEE ME DANCE LIKE SHAKIRA
