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If i try to fail, and i succeed, which one did i do? 
If tomatoes are fruits, then ketchup is a smoothie... Right right???
If watermelons exists, why isn't the firemelon, airmelon, and earthmelon exist?? THE ELEMELONS 
Cowboy's should be called horseboys ya know?? Cuz like, thye ride horses
Why do they call it apartments if they're built together-
Did you realize that you'll never know what memories have you forgotten??
The fact that there are more nipples in the world than hoomans 
If life is unfair to everyone, then that means life is fair...right??
If jesus walked on water, does that mean he could swim on land??
If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter??
WHY TF IS IT CALLED A BUILDING WHEN IT'S ALREADY BUILT???
Why do noses run and feet smell-
IF WE DELETE PICTURES ON OUR PHONES WHERE TF DOES IT GO-
Aight let's take a break cuz y'all's sweet night just fell off the stairs once again...Just- lemme cry real quick
AAANNDDD IM BACK. WHO WANNA SEE ME DANCE LIKE SHAKIRA
