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“Oh S*! I’m a dad.”
A forever thread.
Day 1: So, where's the instruction manual?
A forever thread.
Day 1: So, where's the instruction manual?
Day 2: Ok, momma moon said I have to decide on a name today. No pressure.
Day 3: We’re going home Sâsana Aṣẹ Bennett.
Speed limit is now 5mph!
Speed limit is now 5mph!
Day 4: How was the first night home? It was cool, you slept all night and I woke up frantically to check if you were breathing every 30 minutes.
Day 5: *Calls mom*
Me: I’m sorry.
Mom: For what?
Me: All of it. Lol
Me: I’m sorry.
Mom: For what?
Me: All of it. Lol
Day 6: Oh so THIS is the real poopy, not that meconium stuff, let’s get it!
(Am I excited about poop? Yes, yes I am)
(Am I excited about poop? Yes, yes I am)
Day 7: One week down! One Million more to go!
Day 8: Was that smile for me or gas?
I’ll take it!
I’ll take it!
Day 9: Everything she does is Wowwwww 
Day 10: Pediatrician said you’re a star and your reflexes are on point.
She also said you didn’t gain any weight *someone insert trainer dad joke, I’m still working on mine*
(Tech you lost weight after birth but now you’re back to your original birth weight - which is normal)
She also said you didn’t gain any weight *someone insert trainer dad joke, I’m still working on mine*
(Tech you lost weight after birth but now you’re back to your original birth weight - which is normal)
Day 11: “Milk wasted” face is hilarious
Day 12: Poor momma moons boobs.
*Dads we really lucked out here.*
*Dads we really lucked out here.*
Day 13: You have no idea what Easter is but your grandma wants these pictures.
Day 14:
Me: Wow, I’m so happy you are a long peaceful sleeper baby girl.
Also me: Wakes up frantically to make sure you’re breathing for the 12th night in a row
Me: Wow, I’m so happy you are a long peaceful sleeper baby girl.
Also me: Wakes up frantically to make sure you’re breathing for the 12th night in a row
Day 15: Paternity leave needs to be more attractive. I want to be this hands on all year!
Day 16: *Calls Dad*
Me: Thanks Pops.
Pops: About time.
Me: Thanks Pops.
Pops: About time.
Day 17: You really and truly despise being swaddled huh?
Day 18: I love this.
Day 19: Diaper changing speed is reaching elite levels.
Day 20: Half-Dad, Half-Human pillow.
Day 21: These weekly milestones are more for me, highlighting that I have not f*’d this up.
Love you!
Love you!
Day 22: Such a small body, such a LOUD voice
Day 23: 2 sets x 15 reps leg stretches and arm stretches.
Gains!
Gains!
Day 24: I’ve made the Tummy time cheerleading squad!
Day 25: The beard isn’t working out for you huh?
Day 26: Rocking chair investments yielding high returns.
Day 27: Searches StockX for matching baby Air Max 1’s
There aren’t many.
There aren’t many.
Day 28: I’ve created your @Netflix kids account. I’m ridiculous.
Day 29: Family walk along the coast.
Look at my sexy new dad strut.
Look at my sexy new dad strut.
Day 30: One month! Wow.
Day 31: Your 529 fund is growing. A lot of people really love you!
Tribe >>>>
Tribe >>>>
Day 32: Jah Jah is funny, all of sudden I don’t need sleep anymore?
Day 33: Kinedu app activated. Let’s play!
Day 34: These smiles aren’t gas, these are smiles of secure attachment!
Day 35: I guess your pulling of my beard hair is my second warning to shave.
Noted.
Noted.
Day 36: Who replaced your fingernails with razor blades?
Day 37: This baby wipe warmer has to fall into the category of “The finer things in life” baby edition.
[PS. I’m happy this thread is producing genuine smiles, I’ll keep it going.
Sâsana sends sends her love via “coo”]
[PS. I’m happy this thread is producing genuine smiles, I’ll keep it going.
Sâsana sends sends her love via “coo”]
Day 38: Took the @babybjornus baby carrier to the streets.
1. Hands free and comfortable, I may never put you down
2. Momma moon has an elite photo eye
3. When you get your motor skills under control, promise I won’t ask you to hold my protein shake
1. Hands free and comfortable, I may never put you down
2. Momma moon has an elite photo eye
3. When you get your motor skills under control, promise I won’t ask you to hold my protein shake
Day 39: Your tear ducts are really starting to work now and I can feel my powers slipping away.
Wrapped around her finger was an understatement. She’s really finna Shang Tsung me
*For the non #MortalKombat
folks see what Shang Tsung does below
Wrapped around her finger was an understatement. She’s really finna Shang Tsung me
*For the non #MortalKombat
folks see what Shang Tsung does below
Day 40:
2019: Phone, Wallet, Keys... we out!
2021: Phone, Wallet, Keys, Mask, Dad diaper bag...we out!
*Runs back inside to get Sâsana*
(Kidding!
)
2019: Phone, Wallet, Keys... we out!
2021: Phone, Wallet, Keys, Mask, Dad diaper bag...we out!
*Runs back inside to get Sâsana*
(Kidding!
)
Day 41: How many Bob Marley songs does it take to sing you asleep? 3 
Day 42: I’ve officially watched you sleep for what under usual circumstances would be defined as “big creep”.
You’ve definitely topped Snowfall as my favorite “show” to binge.
You’ve definitely topped Snowfall as my favorite “show” to binge.
Day 43: There’s. puke. everywhere
Day 44: Boss baby makes so much sense now
Day 45:
Sâsana’s to-do list
Take Passport photo/submit application
Consult with Dad about Momma moons Mother’s Day gift
Puke in Momma moons mouth
Sâsana’s to-do list
Take Passport photo/submit application Consult with Dad about Momma moons Mother’s Day gift Puke in Momma moons mouth
Day 46: Me calculating how I can permanently cut down on work hours to spend more time with you while simultaneously still make more money.
Day 47: We celebrated momma moon on her FIRST Mother’s Day. Endless gratitude, appreciation and love for the matriarch of our family 
