Why you should cancel Nakahara Chuuya on his "birthday" : a thread by Dazai Osamu
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// this isn't serious. I love the chibi so much and all the tweets under this thread is really just dazai denying his true feelings
1) He's loud it's annoying!
2) He's loud it's annoying pt 2
3) He's loud it's annoying pt 3
4) He destroys hospitals! Yikes https://twitter.com/chuuyaloops/status/1335900226175942656/video
5) He's an embarrassment! Does he really think he looks so adorable with his face all flushed? I don't think so
6) Always such a cry baby.
7) He drools when he sleeps! Gross.
8) He kicked me on the first day we met!
9) Pft. Its a never ending cycle of embarrassment.
10) Shh... people are dying and sleeping, chibi. I guess it's just a habit of yours to scream my name hm?
11) Always such a cry baby pt 2

and he doesn't deserve an Odasakuman! It's all mine.
12) He's gullible and stupid.
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