We& #39;ve heard that SOME of you haven& #39;t been keeping yourselves clean https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">

With personal hygiene more important now than ever, it& #39;s time to clean up your act https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚿" title="Dusche" aria-label="Emoji: Dusche">

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Wiping your bum properly isn& #39;t emasculating https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/29/toxic-masculinity-is-preventing-some-men-from-wiping-their-bums-properly-7036601/">https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/2...

WASH https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> YOUR https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> SHEETS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏" title="Applaus-Zeichen" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen"> MORE https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/16/a-third-of-people-only-wash-their-bed-sheets-once-a-year-13431864/">https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/1...

Do you wash your bed sheets more than once a year?

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚹" title="Symbol für Männer" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für Männer"> 22% of men don& #39;t change their underwear every day
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚺" title="Symbol für Frauen" aria-label="Emoji: Symbol für Frauen"> 18% of women don& #39;t change their underwear every day

And we can only imagine that those numbers have increased due to a year of lockdowns

But we need to get better at it, for the sake of our health https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/10/22-of-men-dont-change-their-underwear-daily-heres-why-thats-dangerous-13386516/">https://metro.co.uk/2020/10/1...

In the year we navigated a global pandemic through obsessive hand-washing, it was revealed that https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="6️⃣" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 6" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 6">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="9️⃣" title="Tastenkappe Ziffer 9" aria-label="Emoji: Tastenkappe Ziffer 9">% of men don’t wash their hands every time they use a toilet or urinal.

WHY? We hear you cry https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/12/men-explain-dont-wash-hands-pee-12381749/">https://metro.co.uk/2020/03/1...

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📣" title="Anfeuerungsmegafon" aria-label="Emoji: Anfeuerungsmegafon"> It& #39;s also not emasculating to look after your feet https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📣" title="Anfeuerungsmegafon" aria-label="Emoji: Anfeuerungsmegafon"> https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/07/why-are-men-bad-looking-feet-12666670/">https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/0...

Allow us to direct you to the inspiration behind this thread c/o @Oloni https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach unten" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach unten">

Read at your peril https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Angewidertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Angewidertes Gesicht"> https://twitter.com/Oloni/status/1387478503046647809">https://twitter.com/Oloni/sta...