What your favorite homestuck ship says about you but its only the ones i can think of from the top of my head Part 1:

(inspired by the yt series by eldena doubleca5t btw)

davekat (dave/karkat)

You like canon pairings and you think eventually dating someone you hated at first is sexy

davejade (dave/jade)

You like them in theory and choose to reject canon (which is fair)

daverezi (dave/terezi)

you just want something fun and lighthearted. something easy but still nice

pepsicola (june/dave)

you believe in the inherent eroticism of dating your best friend (and you just want the best for june)

junerose (june/rose)

you are a sucker for opposites attract and probably also a sapphic

junedirk (june/dirk)

you want pepsicola but davekat is your otp and you can’t imagine dave dating anyone but karkat

roxyjune (june/roxy)

you want junerose but more fun and lighthearted

junekat (june/karkat)

you think junes personality is a better match for karkat than daves and you overall think they have a funnier dynamic

arajune (aradia/june)

you just want the best for aradia. and honestly, who wouldnt?

vrisjune (june/vriska)

you just want vriska to work through her trauma god fucking damn it

vrisrezi (vriska/terezi)

you believe in the inherent eroticism of working through your past trauma and conflicts together to become better people and have a healthier relationship

aravris (vriska/aradia)

you think spite and malice are sexy

erivris (eridan/vriska)

you like relationships were the more feminine person is more dominant

vrisfef (vriska/feferi)

you think eridans exes should team up

vrisroxy (vriska/roxy)

you just want the best for vriska

vrisquius (vriska/equius)
same as erivris but you like to think they build roboters together

araquius (aradia/equius)

You want the worst for aradia OR you think equius did nothing wrong

eriquius (eridan/equius)

you think equius should get to live out his degradation fantasies

equikat (equius/karkat)

you believe in the inherent eroticism of dating someone who thinks you are worthless

solkat (sollux/karkat)

same as pepsicola but you want the best for sollux

erikat (eridan/karkat)

hurt/comfort is your favorite fanfic trope and you just want the best for eridan

katpeta (karkat/nepeta)

you believe in the inherent eroticism of dating someone you have been obsessed with for years

I am not even done yet i can literally not fit any more tweets in this thread god help me