/ a thread of some incorrect quotes featuring s&b characters (ocs too) because i& #39;m extra bored today, don& #39;t mind me

i& #39;m just going to add to it randomly https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">
jesper: it& #39;s really muggy out there today

kaz: if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i& #39;m going to kill you

jesper: *sips coffee from a bowl*
andrej, walking into the war room an hour after he was supposed to: sorry i& #39;m late.

aleksander: what happened?

andrej: i didn& #39;t want to come.
kaz: *loses jesper in a crowd*

kaz: .. finally
alina: and what do we say when we have to express gratitude?

aleksander: i& #39;ll spare you this time

alina, sighing: no
jesper: i know everything about you

kaz: oh yeah? what am i allergic to?

jesper: the full spectrum of human emotion
andrej: so apparently the "bad vibes" i& #39;ve been feeling are actually "severe psychological distress"

annika: *concerned little sister noises*

zoya: fucking mood
jesper: what can i say? i& #39;m charming and irresponsible

inej: you mean irresistible?

jesper: no
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