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/ a thread of some incorrect quotes featuring s&b characters (ocs too) because i'm extra bored today, don't mind me
i'm just going to add to it randomly
i'm just going to add to it randomly
jesper: it's really muggy out there today
kaz: if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i'm going to kill you
jesper: *sips coffee from a bowl*
kaz: if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i'm going to kill you
jesper: *sips coffee from a bowl*
andrej, walking into the war room an hour after he was supposed to: sorry i'm late.
aleksander: what happened?
andrej: i didn't want to come.
aleksander: what happened?
andrej: i didn't want to come.
kaz: *loses jesper in a crowd*
kaz: .. finally
kaz: .. finally
alina: and what do we say when we have to express gratitude?
aleksander: i'll spare you this time
alina, sighing: no
aleksander: i'll spare you this time
alina, sighing: no
jesper: i know everything about you
kaz: oh yeah? what am i allergic to?
jesper: the full spectrum of human emotion
kaz: oh yeah? what am i allergic to?
jesper: the full spectrum of human emotion
andrej: so apparently the "bad vibes" i've been feeling are actually "severe psychological distress"
annika: *concerned little sister noises*
zoya: fucking mood
annika: *concerned little sister noises*
zoya: fucking mood
jesper: what can i say? i'm charming and irresponsible
inej: you mean irresistible?
jesper: no
inej: you mean irresistible?
jesper: no
