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If I had an enormous rabbit I wouldn& #39;t be on the news just holding it up.
I& #39;d be on the news for using it to rob a bank or mug someone, or something.
I& #39;d be on the news for using it to rob a bank or mug someone, or something.
I mean come on, you& #39;ve got a huge ass rabbit. Just holding it up is a waste of a perfectly good giant rabbit.
You& #39;re telling me you& #39;ve never even considered walking into a bank brandishing your enormous rabbit and demanding everyone get on the fucking floor
You& #39;re telling me you& #39;ve never even considered walking into a bank brandishing your enormous rabbit and demanding everyone get on the fucking floor
You& #39;re telling me you& #39;ve never considered going viral on social media by pretending your dog groomer has drastically and inexplicably fucked up your dog& #39;s haircut
I just feel if I had an enormous rabbit I& #39;d be having a lot more fun with it than the people who own enormous rabbits.
I& #39;d *definitely* put this rabbit in a pram and freak out parents by feeding my baby fistfuls of raw vegetables
"oh my god you can& #39;t feed a whole head of cabbage to a baby!"
*reveals it& #39;s a giant rabbit*
*reveals it& #39;s a giant rabbit*
Walk into a fancy restaurant, order their finest salad, then whip this monster bunny out and we& #39;re wearing matching formal attire
