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Numbers as flavors: a thread
1: Chalk
Very boring. Only thing interesting about her is that she’s the crazy kind of gal who eats raw cornstarch because she has an iron deficiency
Very boring. Only thing interesting about her is that she’s the crazy kind of gal who eats raw cornstarch because she has an iron deficiency
2: Lemon (The artificial kind in disinfectant wipes used to wipe down surfaces after someone vomits)
They’re fun and quirky. Probably uses a homemade vinegar cleaning solution to clean their bathroom and kitchen counters.
They’re fun and quirky. Probably uses a homemade vinegar cleaning solution to clean their bathroom and kitchen counters.
3: Grass (like the grass flavored jelly bean in the Bean Boozeled things)
He’s weird but tolerable. The kid in your P.E class that hangs out with the teacher because he has no other friends in his class. Slightly above average at lacrosse and really likes the pickel ball unit.
He’s weird but tolerable. The kid in your P.E class that hangs out with the teacher because he has no other friends in his class. Slightly above average at lacrosse and really likes the pickel ball unit.
4: Dirt (unwashed lettuce and brick dust)
His dog (Great Dane) doesn’t really have a proper water dish. It just drinks out of the toilet when it’s thirsty. Lives with pregnant gf, could leave her at any moment. Watched 2 girls one cup “ironically”.
His dog (Great Dane) doesn’t really have a proper water dish. It just drinks out of the toilet when it’s thirsty. Lives with pregnant gf, could leave her at any moment. Watched 2 girls one cup “ironically”.
5: Cucumber mint
She’s aggressively wholesome to the point where you don’t know if she’s faking it. Collects Disney character pins to put in the holes of her yellow crocs. Huge twilight fan and was team Jacob.
She’s aggressively wholesome to the point where you don’t know if she’s faking it. Collects Disney character pins to put in the holes of her yellow crocs. Huge twilight fan and was team Jacob.
6: Almond milk
She’s kinda chill as long as you talk about their interests. Shops at Trader Joe’s. Advertises her small business (tubes of lip gloss with matching airhead candy and scrunchie freebies) on Instagram a lot. Has an internship at local insurance agency.
She’s kinda chill as long as you talk about their interests. Shops at Trader Joe’s. Advertises her small business (tubes of lip gloss with matching airhead candy and scrunchie freebies) on Instagram a lot. Has an internship at local insurance agency.
