You know what? We *should* persecute Republicans.

Nothing stops them from saying they’re being persecuted anyway. Let’s give them the reality they demand.

Laws banning Republicans from public spaces. Judges protecting religious convictions to not serve Republicans. Let’s go. https://twitter.com/newshour/status/1387545669003616260
They want to be the persecuted ones? Let’s show them what that is.

Every law they’ve passed against others for decades, let’s pass against them for a few decades.

No fly lists. Travel bans. Bathroom laws. Gerrymanders. Criminalize McMansions.

Oh—let’s take their burgers, too.
Yes, for their own good. Republicans need to understand that we don’t hate *them*, in fact we *love* them as god commands us! We just hate their sinful Republican lifestyle. https://twitter.com/rustyonetwo/status/1387587644457095169
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