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99 days into an already historic presidency, President Biden is giving his first formal address to the nation.
Is that trending? Nope. But #my600lblife is.
This country will be lucky to still be a country by the 22nd century.
Is that trending? Nope. But #my600lblife is.
This country will be lucky to still be a country by the 22nd century.
There are some reality TV fans feeling very exposed right now. And they don& #39;t seem to like it.
Did I hit a nerve?
Did I hit a nerve?
People keep responding with screenshots that were taken well after I posted this tweet, as if they have no understanding that trending topics change.
And I can& #39;t stop laughing, because they seem to be taking this *very* personally.
And I can& #39;t stop laughing, because they seem to be taking this *very* personally.
Turns out it& #39;s even easier to whip reality TV fans into a tizzy than I thought. This turned out to be even more fun than I expected.
Never change, you silly shits. Keep focusing on the things that matter, like who& #39;s getting that coveted rose.
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Never change, you silly shits. Keep focusing on the things that matter, like who& #39;s getting that coveted rose.
One of & #39;em is now just straight-up stalking my timeline and hasn& #39;t yet figured out that I said what I said using the hashtag *just* to see how many rabid, brainless reality TV fans would be so upset by it that they couldn& #39;t resist the urge to furiously pound on their keyboards.
Right now I wish I had access to the 13-year archive of my tweets, because I have done this fairly regularly and for a long time. It would be fun to go be able to go back through my now-defunct timeline now and add those episodes to this thread.
