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99 days into an already historic presidency, President Biden is giving his first formal address to the nation.
Is that trending? Nope. But #my600lblife is.
This country will be lucky to still be a country by the 22nd century.
Is that trending? Nope. But #my600lblife is.
This country will be lucky to still be a country by the 22nd century.
There are some reality TV fans feeling very exposed right now. And they don't seem to like it.
Did I hit a nerve?
Did I hit a nerve?
People keep responding with screenshots that were taken well after I posted this tweet, as if they have no understanding that trending topics change.
And I can't stop laughing, because they seem to be taking this *very* personally.
And I can't stop laughing, because they seem to be taking this *very* personally.
Turns out it's even easier to whip reality TV fans into a tizzy than I thought. This turned out to be even more fun than I expected.
Never change, you silly shits. Keep focusing on the things that matter, like who's getting that coveted rose.
Never change, you silly shits. Keep focusing on the things that matter, like who's getting that coveted rose.
One of 'em is now just straight-up stalking my timeline and hasn't yet figured out that I said what I said using the hashtag *just* to see how many rabid, brainless reality TV fans would be so upset by it that they couldn't resist the urge to furiously pound on their keyboards.
Right now I wish I had access to the 13-year archive of my tweets, because I have done this fairly regularly and for a long time. It would be fun to go be able to go back through my now-defunct timeline now and add those episodes to this thread.
