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It& #39;s that time......Story time with Stepchild
So this particular time my lady was coming back in town
It was the weekend and late in the evening so I knew upon arrival she& #39;d be hungry
So soon as she hit the door I was ready to leave right back out
So we found a place to sit down and eat
FYI the place was trash 
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Meanwhile my son was at a bday party so I was waiting for him to hit me so I could go pick him up
We get finished eating and proceeded back to the crib
Soon as we hit the door my son called and said he was ready
So back on the road we go
So I get there and of course he ain& #39;t coming home alone his man needed a ride too https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">
Cool so we head back to the crib
FYI it& #39;s the weekend and we& #39;re sober as fuck cause the restaurant wasn& #39;t serving drinks https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾♂️" title="Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)">
So we finally get home
My son had been playing Xbox in my room before he left so when he got back I allowed them to continue
Somewhere between the ride and home cooking crab legs got discussed
So she decided to show him how to cook crab legs while I proceeded to up libation
The tutorial was a hit and she came to join the consummation of the liquids https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
Crab legs are finished so my son and his friend go to the table to smash
Since they& #39;re occupied we decided it was time to have a proper greeting now that we& #39;re settled
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Aight I think I& #39;m good now
So we hit the room and express our gratitude for being back in each others arms
My room is dark and my son has his game paused
We get back to the regularly scheduled program
As we start to show our appreciation for being back together I glance towards the TV
My son has his phone propped up by the TV with his friend on facetime https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾♂️" title="Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht"> *insert gif here* https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
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