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It's that time......Story time with Stepchild

So this particular time my lady was coming back in town

It was the weekend and late in the evening so I knew upon arrival she'd be hungry

So soon as she hit the door I was ready to leave right back out

So we found a place to sit down and eat

FYI the place was trash

Meanwhile my son was at a bday party so I was waiting for him to hit me so I could go pick him up

We get finished eating and proceeded back to the crib

Soon as we hit the door my son called and said he was ready

So back on the road we go

So I get there and of course he ain't coming home alone his man needed a ride too

Cool so we head back to the crib

FYI it's the weekend and we're sober as fuck cause the restaurant wasn't serving drinks

So we finally get home

My son had been playing Xbox in my room before he left so when he got back I allowed them to continue

Somewhere between the ride and home cooking crab legs got discussed

So she decided to show him how to cook crab legs while I proceeded to up libation

The tutorial was a hit and she came to join the consummation of the liquids

Crab legs are finished so my son and his friend go to the table to smash

Since they're occupied we decided it was time to have a proper greeting now that we're settled

*pause* one time for bad service

Aight I think I'm good now

So we hit the room and express our gratitude for being back in each others arms

My room is dark and my son has his game paused

We get back to the regularly scheduled program

As we start to show our appreciation for being back together I glance towards the TV

My son has his phone propped up by the TV with his friend on facetime

*insert gif here*

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