LITERALLY NO ONE HAD TO SAY IT NO ONE DID WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT

Some please put me down before I get curious enough to read this

Oh god I just realised it's 40k

Ngl the concept of "pro ship gojo" just evicerated me on the spot I can't do this

God this is so cringe they like speak almost entirely in memes

If this is by a proshipper and not just the world's dumbest normal person then this is an accidental hell of a self own making mei mei gojo's proship buddy

"Still, wasn't he supposed to be like the rest of them Asians, avid White People Haters?"

GUYS I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING

Yeah they're definitely a proshipper lmao

Wow I did not need to know the lore about their fake ship war show

Gojo is twitter stalking Geto

WHOA FIRST PLOT TWIST..... ANTI GETO HAS A SECRET PROBLEMATIC TWITTER

THIS IS SO DUMB HOW IS THAT IRONIC IT JUST MEANS THE KID SHOULD LOCK THEIR TWITTER AND NOT INTERACT WITH ADULTS PROSHIP GOJO YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE STUPID

Ok this fic has anti geto constantly calling proshippers monkeys like literally who the hell would get popular as an anti account doing that like that would not fly I am questioning the logistics of anti geto's twitter presence

Is this literally the only thing he talks about

Every line in this feels like being punched in the face

I CAN'T DO THIS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY JAZZY THAT THE FAKE SHIP WAR SHOW IS ALMOST DEFINITELY A PARODY OF BLEACH

Btw in between their little back and forth about problematic shipping gojo is constantly thinking about how much he wants to fuck geto

THE PLOT THICKENS

No comment....

They keep talking about geto stepping on gojo's dick

I can't stop thinking about the choice of mei mei as gojo's proship friend... Like if the point of this fic is fiction isn't reality mei mei is literally the worst character to choose for that

Which has me wondering... Are they really not aware of that? Is there a secret commentary going on here??? Or did they just pick her cause they through it would be funny....I can't understand this person

I'm glad you're all as enthralled as I am btw

Proship Gojo is trying to convince nanami to break data protection laws and leak database information so that he can get anti Geto's number

OwO???

Ok that one was actually funny

I have been informed that the writer's other works are all non con aot fics

I love group reading day~

THE META OF IT ALL....

Proship Gojo volounteers with kids

#antigetowasright

Very funny that geto thinks all that but still flirts with gojo tho

I think this fic should try to work in getwo somehow that would be funny

Anti geto deleted the callout threads but he's being a tsundere about it

"it's not like I like you or anything I just didn't want to spread inaccurate information "

Ok what are your guys predictions of what's going on with Geto. I'm expecting a secret tragic backstory plot twist

SHOKO MY ONLY ALLY

NEW PLOT TWIST: SHOKO FUCKED GETO ONE TIME

Apparently he has a nice cock

Shoko does gore art apparently. Her opinions on proship stuff haven't been revealed...

There could be an anti among us....

Wow they really are setting up this geto mystery

There is so much going on here....

Jazzy has raised the suggestion that maybe nanako and mimiko are somehow involved in anti geto's secret dark past

God there is so much ominous energy going around

Fellas dropped out of student council to pursue my true calling

I think I haven't been fully conveying just how often gojo mentions wanting to fuck geto in the middle of discourse fights

GUYS I'M NOT EVEN HALF WAY THROUGH

it doesn't have any chapters or anything it's just a solid 40k words I might have to call it a night before I finish (rn I'm wide awake tho)

Proship Gojo thinks antis are privileged and out of touch with people who are really suffering

Lmao nothing says strawman character like them being stunned and lost for words by the amazing facts and logic they're being owned with

There are so many lines in this fic that even without the context of *gestures vaguely* all that

Are still really fucking stupid

WOAHHHHH FUCKING OWNED DUDE

THE AIRHORN THAT WENT OFF WHEN HE SAID WHAT HAPPENED TO FICTION AFFECTS REALITY I THINK I SAW NEW COLOURS

1. Ooh that last line is a real zinger

2. I promise you literally no shounen protagonist gives a shit about any of this

Getogojo proship anti enemies to lovers fic boldly envisions a world where things are better and Kubo wrote a yoruichi/soifon Yuri spin off instead of burn the witch

The text message sections are probably the closest it ever gets to being decently written, which isn't saying much

You know we only know the person we gifted this to is proship.... There's a 0.00001% chance the writer is an anti writing this as part of their irl attempts to find peace within their enemies to lovers proship romance

So the set up of this is that they're all in Japan and speak Japanese, except Geto who grew up in America and is fluent in English. But they're all constantly throwing around terms that are specific to English speaking fandoms and stuff

Actually I haven't even heard anyone in English speaking fandoms mention the Kinsey scale for like ten years

Honestly gojo has some serious sex pest energies in this fic like he constantly makes things sexual in a way that does not feel comfortable considering they're clearly navigating some serious discomfort here

Proship Gojo is not a fan of reylo

JAZZY HAS REMINDED ME THAT I CAUSED THIS

STOP TALKING ABOUT DICK STEPPING

Like they keep using the expression "did someone step on your dick" "I'm gonna step on your dick" "he looked like someone stepped on his dick" and I just do not think people say that even in fandom

Even aside from being proship Gojo has shit taste in ships

Geto also doesn't wow shit taste

Whenever I feel like I'm settling into a point of like.... Knowing what to expect from this fic... It just... Bowls me over

Proship Gojo is the joker and also maybe draws shota???? I think it's just incest but man....

I used to think that life was a angst hurt no comfort slow burn... But I realised... It's a crack fic

Bruh

Fucken edgelord

I think they should force every person who ever got on satosugu struggle tweets to read this fic so they can be cured of the disease that is liking satosugu

Again.....

They're going to a party now which seems pretty unrealistic considering everything the fic has shown us about them so far

MISATO AND RIKO HAVE BEEN MENTIONED OH NO

Ok new theory: Riko's going to get harrassed online over a ship thing then attempt suicide and it will be the incentive for geto's heelturn??? faceturn???? depends on your perspective I suppose

Intense debate over whether jazz is for 50 year olds going on...

This fic is unrealistic they'd have moved onto a new discourse of the day by now

.......and even in most surprising of places the kinnie persists

BOOOO

Oh he finally sucks his dick and it happens offscreen I guess they couldn't spare any of their 40k words on anything that wasn't ship discourse

I can't tell if this repetition of "thing is" is deliberate but it sucks the rhythm is wrong and it's not the kinda phrase that works like that. As a big repetition fan I give it 0 stars

Good point!

They would have to have actually listened to a single thing an anti has ever said to know about that post tho and clearly they're just deciding what antis believe

Fucking loser

Cat metaphors

Oh wow they got through a whole date without talking about ship discourse

Saddest 5 words in the English language

Apparently their sex is very vanilla

Ok now this I really resent you do not know antis well at all

Based on a true story theory intensifies

Itadori who is 8 in this fic asked to see one of his drawings... It's sfw but....

This is both extremely gross and extremely cringe

Gojo monologued at megumi about the importance of optimism or something idk I zoned out

Now he's debating how much closeness within the relationship buying lube together represents

Oh it had been a hot second since we went back to that one

Alright it's 3am so I'm gonna call it a night

Very excited to pick this back up tomorrow tho

ALRIGHT EVERYPONY TIME FOR MORE

1. A profound declaration

2. I dunno why of all the mischaracterisation in this fic geto being a jazz enthusiast is getting to me. There is no way he likes something that fun he's a dreary indie music fan for sure

Oho? Is proship Gojo going to be ostracised by his proship friends for experiencing an emotion that isn't edgy

I can fix him

Like hell he doesn't

No they genuinely seem to be portraying mei mei as a good person with gojo's interests at heart.... Wow....

I keep like at some level expecting there to be a reveal that mei mei actually isn't just doing this in fiction because that's the natural writing choice to make. Like they're really framing this story like it's a tale of two opposing people coming to understand each other but

geto's the only one who ever makes any concessions or has his worldview actually challenged so even all morality aside it's godawful writing. Like who the hell wants to read a story about someone always being right and proving everyone who disagrees with him wrong, let alone GOJO

Like it's so funny to me how they absolutely refuse to have geto express even the most common straight forward arguments "antis" use, like he hasn't even mentioned the jaws effect.... Have you ever met someone who constantly gets into fights about this stuff who doesn't bring up

the jaws effect. Like literally all geto ever says is "but fiction effects reality" without ever expanding on his point, while gojo gets to philosophically monologue some dumbass shit about kindess.

Which wouldn't be so obnoxious if it wasn't 40k damn words

WOAHHHH THE STAKES ARE RAISED

AND WE THOUGHT SHINJUKU WAS TRAGIC... IMAGINE HOW BAD IT COULD BE

The idea of gojo being furious and hurt about geto telling someone to kill themselves is so fucking funny, he probably tells cashiers to kill themselves when they're sold out of his favourite sweet or something

Like can you fucking imagine this man being so hurt by someone telling someone to kill themselves

Gojo posting pwp incest hardcore underage porn Vs gojo when the dude he wants to step on his dick tells someone to die

WAIT TERRIBLE IDEA

Someone edit this so toji is saying "I drew dubcon porn"

"are we the bad guys"

Is there truly no room in this world for a pro-shipper and an anti-shipper to find love? Do you believe love can bloom on the critical account?

More evidence that this is based on a true story: whatever the hell this paragraph is

Meg points out that this fic is missing utahime as an anti, yaga as a fandom dad and Ichiji as the random dude who follows everyone with no opinion

There's also still no getwo!! So many missed opportunities

The preaching here is insane

This reoccurring "I'm not the protagonist" bit is so fucking obnoxious

Thank you Julie

FISHING SHIPPING ART NEVER POSTED....

Gojo makes the best choice he's made in this whole fic by stopping using Twitter

I'm losing it at how dramatic this is when Geto literally didn't even tell someone to kill themselves he just said someone else saying it wasn't that big of a deal

OH NO

https://twitter.com/possessedbox/status/1387778185388040203?s=19

Accidentally broke the thread my bad