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LITERALLY NO ONE HAD TO SAY IT NO ONE DID WHY ARE YOU SAYING IT
Some please put me down before I get curious enough to read this
Oh god I just realised it's 40k
Ngl the concept of "pro ship gojo" just evicerated me on the spot I can't do this
God this is so cringe they like speak almost entirely in memes
If this is by a proshipper and not just the world's dumbest normal person then this is an accidental hell of a self own making mei mei gojo's proship buddy
"Still, wasn't he supposed to be like the rest of them Asians, avid White People Haters?"
GUYS I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING
GUYS I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING
Yeah they're definitely a proshipper lmao
Wow I did not need to know the lore about their fake ship war show
Gojo is twitter stalking Geto
WHOA FIRST PLOT TWIST..... ANTI GETO HAS A SECRET PROBLEMATIC TWITTER
THIS IS SO DUMB HOW IS THAT IRONIC IT JUST MEANS THE KID SHOULD LOCK THEIR TWITTER AND NOT INTERACT WITH ADULTS PROSHIP GOJO YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE STUPID
Ok this fic has anti geto constantly calling proshippers monkeys like literally who the hell would get popular as an anti account doing that like that would not fly I am questioning the logistics of anti geto's twitter presence
Is this literally the only thing he talks about
Every line in this feels like being punched in the face
I CAN'T DO THIS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY JAZZY THAT THE FAKE SHIP WAR SHOW IS ALMOST DEFINITELY A PARODY OF BLEACH
Btw in between their little back and forth about problematic shipping gojo is constantly thinking about how much he wants to fuck geto
THE PLOT THICKENS
No comment....
They keep talking about geto stepping on gojo's dick
I can't stop thinking about the choice of mei mei as gojo's proship friend... Like if the point of this fic is fiction isn't reality mei mei is literally the worst character to choose for that
Which has me wondering... Are they really not aware of that? Is there a secret commentary going on here??? Or did they just pick her cause they through it would be funny....I can't understand this person
I'm glad you're all as enthralled as I am btw
Proship Gojo is trying to convince nanami to break data protection laws and leak database information so that he can get anti Geto's number
OwO???
Ok that one was actually funny
I have been informed that the writer's other works are all non con aot fics
I love group reading day~
THE META OF IT ALL....
Proship Gojo volounteers with kids 
Very funny that geto thinks all that but still flirts with gojo tho
I think this fic should try to work in getwo somehow that would be funny
Anti geto deleted the callout threads but he's being a tsundere about it
"it's not like I like you or anything I just didn't want to spread inaccurate information 
"
"
Ok what are your guys predictions of what's going on with Geto. I'm expecting a secret tragic backstory plot twist
SHOKO MY ONLY ALLY
NEW PLOT TWIST: SHOKO FUCKED GETO ONE TIME
Apparently he has a nice cock
Shoko does gore art apparently. Her opinions on proship stuff haven't been revealed...
There could be an anti among us....
Wow they really are setting up this geto mystery
There is so much going on here....
Jazzy has raised the suggestion that maybe nanako and mimiko are somehow involved in anti geto's secret dark past
God there is so much ominous energy going around
Fellas dropped out of student council to pursue my true calling
I think I haven't been fully conveying just how often gojo mentions wanting to fuck geto in the middle of discourse fights
GUYS I'M NOT EVEN HALF WAY THROUGH
it doesn't have any chapters or anything it's just a solid 40k words I might have to call it a night before I finish (rn I'm wide awake tho)
Proship Gojo thinks antis are privileged and out of touch with people who are really suffering
Lmao nothing says strawman character like them being stunned and lost for words by the amazing facts and logic they're being owned with
There are so many lines in this fic that even without the context of *gestures vaguely* all that
Are still really fucking stupid
Are still really fucking stupid
WOAHHHHH FUCKING OWNED DUDE
THE AIRHORN THAT WENT OFF WHEN HE SAID WHAT HAPPENED TO FICTION AFFECTS REALITY I THINK I SAW NEW COLOURS
1. Ooh that last line is a real zinger
2. I promise you literally no shounen protagonist gives a shit about any of this
2. I promise you literally no shounen protagonist gives a shit about any of this
Getogojo proship anti enemies to lovers fic boldly envisions a world where things are better and Kubo wrote a yoruichi/soifon Yuri spin off instead of burn the witch
The text message sections are probably the closest it ever gets to being decently written, which isn't saying much
You know we only know the person we gifted this to is proship.... There's a 0.00001% chance the writer is an anti writing this as part of their irl attempts to find peace within their enemies to lovers proship romance
So the set up of this is that they're all in Japan and speak Japanese, except Geto who grew up in America and is fluent in English. But they're all constantly throwing around terms that are specific to English speaking fandoms and stuff
Actually I haven't even heard anyone in English speaking fandoms mention the Kinsey scale for like ten years
Honestly gojo has some serious sex pest energies in this fic like he constantly makes things sexual in a way that does not feel comfortable considering they're clearly navigating some serious discomfort here
Proship Gojo is not a fan of reylo
JAZZY HAS REMINDED ME THAT I CAUSED THIS
STOP TALKING ABOUT DICK STEPPING
Like they keep using the expression "did someone step on your dick" "I'm gonna step on your dick" "he looked like someone stepped on his dick" and I just do not think people say that even in fandom
Even aside from being proship Gojo has shit taste in ships
Geto also doesn't wow shit taste
Whenever I feel like I'm settling into a point of like.... Knowing what to expect from this fic... It just... Bowls me over
Proship Gojo is the joker and also maybe draws shota???? I think it's just incest but man....
I used to think that life was a angst hurt no comfort slow burn... But I realised... It's a crack fic
Bruh
Fucken edgelord
I think they should force every person who ever got on satosugu struggle tweets to read this fic so they can be cured of the disease that is liking satosugu
Again.....
They're going to a party now which seems pretty unrealistic considering everything the fic has shown us about them so far
MISATO AND RIKO HAVE BEEN MENTIONED OH NO
Ok new theory: Riko's going to get harrassed online over a ship thing then attempt suicide and it will be the incentive for geto's heelturn??? faceturn???? depends on your perspective I suppose
Intense debate over whether jazz is for 50 year olds going on...
This fic is unrealistic they'd have moved onto a new discourse of the day by now
.......and even in most surprising of places the kinnie persists
BOOOO
Oh he finally sucks his dick and it happens offscreen I guess they couldn't spare any of their 40k words on anything that wasn't ship discourse
I can't tell if this repetition of "thing is" is deliberate but it sucks the rhythm is wrong and it's not the kinda phrase that works like that. As a big repetition fan I give it 0 stars
Good point!
They would have to have actually listened to a single thing an anti has ever said to know about that post tho and clearly they're just deciding what antis believe
Fucking loser
Cat metaphors
Oh wow they got through a whole date without talking about ship discourse
Saddest 5 words in the English language
Apparently their sex is very vanilla
Ok now this I really resent you do not know antis well at all
Based on a true story theory intensifies
Itadori who is 8 in this fic asked to see one of his drawings... It's sfw but....
This is both extremely gross and extremely cringe
Gojo monologued at megumi about the importance of optimism or something idk I zoned out
Now he's debating how much closeness within the relationship buying lube together represents
Oh it had been a hot second since we went back to that one
Alright it's 3am so I'm gonna call it a night
Very excited to pick this back up tomorrow tho
Very excited to pick this back up tomorrow tho
ALRIGHT EVERYPONY TIME FOR MORE
1. A profound declaration
2. I dunno why of all the mischaracterisation in this fic geto being a jazz enthusiast is getting to me. There is no way he likes something that fun he's a dreary indie music fan for sure
2. I dunno why of all the mischaracterisation in this fic geto being a jazz enthusiast is getting to me. There is no way he likes something that fun he's a dreary indie music fan for sure
Oho? Is proship Gojo going to be ostracised by his proship friends for experiencing an emotion that isn't edgy
I can fix him 
Like hell he doesn't
No they genuinely seem to be portraying mei mei as a good person with gojo's interests at heart.... Wow....
I keep like at some level expecting there to be a reveal that mei mei actually isn't just doing this in fiction because that's the natural writing choice to make. Like they're really framing this story like it's a tale of two opposing people coming to understand each other but
geto's the only one who ever makes any concessions or has his worldview actually challenged so even all morality aside it's godawful writing. Like who the hell wants to read a story about someone always being right and proving everyone who disagrees with him wrong, let alone GOJO
Like it's so funny to me how they absolutely refuse to have geto express even the most common straight forward arguments "antis" use, like he hasn't even mentioned the jaws effect.... Have you ever met someone who constantly gets into fights about this stuff who doesn't bring up
the jaws effect. Like literally all geto ever says is "but fiction effects reality" without ever expanding on his point, while gojo gets to philosophically monologue some dumbass shit about kindess.
Which wouldn't be so obnoxious if it wasn't 40k damn words
Which wouldn't be so obnoxious if it wasn't 40k damn words
WOAHHHH THE STAKES ARE RAISED
AND WE THOUGHT SHINJUKU WAS TRAGIC... IMAGINE HOW BAD IT COULD BE 
The idea of gojo being furious and hurt about geto telling someone to kill themselves is so fucking funny, he probably tells cashiers to kill themselves when they're sold out of his favourite sweet or something
Like can you fucking imagine this man being so hurt by someone telling someone to kill themselves
Gojo posting pwp incest hardcore underage porn Vs gojo when the dude he wants to step on his dick tells someone to die
WAIT TERRIBLE IDEA
Someone edit this so toji is saying "I drew dubcon porn"
"are we the bad guys"
Is there truly no room in this world for a pro-shipper and an anti-shipper to find love? Do you believe love can bloom on the critical account?
More evidence that this is based on a true story: whatever the hell this paragraph is
Meg points out that this fic is missing utahime as an anti, yaga as a fandom dad and Ichiji as the random dude who follows everyone with no opinion
There's also still no getwo!! So many missed opportunities
There's also still no getwo!! So many missed opportunities
The preaching here is insane
This reoccurring "I'm not the protagonist" bit is so fucking obnoxious
Thank you Julie
FISHING SHIPPING ART NEVER POSTED....
Gojo makes the best choice he's made in this whole fic by stopping using Twitter
I'm losing it at how dramatic this is when Geto literally didn't even tell someone to kill themselves he just said someone else saying it wasn't that big of a deal
OH NO
https://twitter.com/possessedbox/status/1387778185388040203?s=19
Accidentally broke the thread my bad
Accidentally broke the thread my bad
