my opinion on each zodiac sign based on personal experience
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DISCLAIMER:
these are my opinions based on my personal experiences with these signs, please don't take it to heart
ANY "INSULTS" ARE SAID WITH LOVE AND ADORATION I PROMISE
if i call you a brat or something it's because ily
yall can guess my zodiac sign if you want to heh
these are my opinions based on my personal experiences with these signs, please don't take it to heart

ANY "INSULTS" ARE SAID WITH LOVE AND ADORATION I PROMISE

yall can guess my zodiac sign if you want to heh

aries
- I'm sorry but if i had to punch any sign it would be u

- you are some determined mfers
- honest + passionate
- it's okay to NOT argue about every small detail
- some of ur confidence pls
- u + me + haunted house, yes or yes???
- u definitely bit people in school
- I'm sorry but if i had to punch any sign it would be u


- you are some determined mfers
- honest + passionate
- it's okay to NOT argue about every small detail
- some of ur confidence pls

- u + me + haunted house, yes or yes???
- u definitely bit people in school

taurus
- other people are allowed to be right, damn
- listen to me ok.. u are hardworking but admit that ur lazy; IT'S OK
- LEARN TO COMPROMISE U BlTCH
- stability is great, but i PROMISE u that the world won't end with change
- i would trust u with my life
- ur bluntness is sexc
- other people are allowed to be right, damn
- listen to me ok.. u are hardworking but admit that ur lazy; IT'S OK
- LEARN TO COMPROMISE U BlTCH
- stability is great, but i PROMISE u that the world won't end with change
- i would trust u with my life
- ur bluntness is sexc
gemini
- sexc brain
- i would rob a bank with u
- what a curious little kitten you are
- hey, babes??? it's okay to make a decision once in a while u indecisive brat
- you are either really good at giving advice or God-awful at it. there is NO inbetween
- most exciting friends
- sexc brain
- i would rob a bank with u
- what a curious little kitten you are
- hey, babes??? it's okay to make a decision once in a while u indecisive brat

- you are either really good at giving advice or God-awful at it. there is NO inbetween
- most exciting friends
cancer
- stop being so sweet, ur making me soft (pls stop crying
it's just a compliment)
- you're so cute, i squish ur cheeks pls???
- MANIPULATIVE as hell
- natural empath
- u for SURE want to work with people, caring is first nature to u
- vindictive little fker, aren't u
- stop being so sweet, ur making me soft (pls stop crying


- you're so cute, i squish ur cheeks pls???
- MANIPULATIVE as hell
- natural empath
- u for SURE want to work with people, caring is first nature to u
- vindictive little fker, aren't u
leo
- u are RIDICULOUSLY smart but somehow also dumb af
- wow how do u fit anywhere with that ego, my friend?
- u & i would be the real life enemies to lovers trope
- if I'm committing a heist u are coming with me because ur too damn determined to let us fail
- ur really cute too
- u are RIDICULOUSLY smart but somehow also dumb af
- wow how do u fit anywhere with that ego, my friend?
- u & i would be the real life enemies to lovers trope
- if I'm committing a heist u are coming with me because ur too damn determined to let us fail
- ur really cute too
virgo
- i am in love with u
- u are the fluffiest person
- either really funny or really smart
- ur so hardworking
- but also very critical of others in a sense
- we'd 100% be besties
- ur vibes are IMMACULATE
- STOP OVERTHINKING
- i just want to stargaze & talk with u for hours
- i am in love with u
- u are the fluffiest person
- either really funny or really smart
- ur so hardworking
- but also very critical of others in a sense
- we'd 100% be besties
- ur vibes are IMMACULATE
- STOP OVERTHINKING
- i just want to stargaze & talk with u for hours
libra
- i don't trust u, like no offence but ur middle name is unreliable
- I'd happily be ur friend, but i just expect u to cancel plans 87% of the time
- ur the best company, ur wit is GORGEOUS
- every friendship group needs a libra
- so... what problem are u putting off rn???
- i don't trust u, like no offence but ur middle name is unreliable
- I'd happily be ur friend, but i just expect u to cancel plans 87% of the time
- ur the best company, ur wit is GORGEOUS
- every friendship group needs a libra
- so... what problem are u putting off rn???
scorpio
- what does it feel like to have elite humour?
- literally kiss me right now
- genuinely my favourite people
- it's alright to admit you like and trust certain people, you know that, right?
- you're SO weird... but i love it
- unique in all senses
- you complete me ♡
- what does it feel like to have elite humour?
- literally kiss me right now
- genuinely my favourite people
- it's alright to admit you like and trust certain people, you know that, right?
- you're SO weird... but i love it
- unique in all senses
- you complete me ♡
sagittarius
- how does it feel to be in touch with ur head AND heart??
- ur the best type of friend to have
- the life & soul of the party
- u have like 3 friends but like 3 REALLY good friends
- you don't always have to play devil's advocate, just so you know
- BRUTALLY HONEST
- how does it feel to be in touch with ur head AND heart??
- ur the best type of friend to have
- the life & soul of the party
- u have like 3 friends but like 3 REALLY good friends
- you don't always have to play devil's advocate, just so you know

- BRUTALLY HONEST
capricorn
- wow, ur literally the prettiest people on the planet???
- we GET it you hate people (same honestly)
- you're very empathetic...in a robotic way???
- you are really intimidating at first but you become this energy and beacon of light when you allow someone to get close
- wow, ur literally the prettiest people on the planet???
- we GET it you hate people (same honestly)
- you're very empathetic...in a robotic way???
- you are really intimidating at first but you become this energy and beacon of light when you allow someone to get close
aquarius
- i would fight u
- u are so creative & unique
- i want to see the world threw ur eyes for just one day PLS
- how's the view from ur high horse??
- i can't wait to see how u change the world
- excuse me whilst i put on a jacket to fight away the coldness radiating from u
- i would fight u
- u are so creative & unique
- i want to see the world threw ur eyes for just one day PLS
- how's the view from ur high horse??
- i can't wait to see how u change the world
- excuse me whilst i put on a jacket to fight away the coldness radiating from u
pisces
- we're best friends now
- so tell me, how many times did you daydream whilst reading this thread?
- quality time is ur love language 184792% if you say it isn't ur wrong
- BUY A WATCH, U ARE LITERALLY LATE TO EVERYTHING!!!!
- compassion and sweetness are your middle names
- we're best friends now
- so tell me, how many times did you daydream whilst reading this thread?
- quality time is ur love language 184792% if you say it isn't ur wrong
- BUY A WATCH, U ARE LITERALLY LATE TO EVERYTHING!!!!
- compassion and sweetness are your middle names
en fin x
ONCE AGAIN, this is all lighthearted, i don't hate any sign... really
no but seriously everyone has positive and negative traits, i have SO many bad traits yknow, just part of being human
anyways, peace and love ♡
ONCE AGAIN, this is all lighthearted, i don't hate any sign... really


anyways, peace and love ♡