Thread by @kittynouveau, thread of people having an extremely normal one about a rock they [...]

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kittynouveau

thread of people having an extremely normal one about a rock they bought online https://twitter.com/punishedgoon/status/1387151767788417024

https://twitter.com/punishedgoon/status/1387151767788417024

i wish i was stupid enough to believe this shit

literally every tiktok video about this is like "i bought this rock and my entire family died" what is it even supposed to do. get rid of it wtf

you're not my boss

BRUH. GET RID OF THIS SHIT

i'm sorry i'm obsessed with this now this is so funny

JDNAGAGAHASJDNDJSGBDHS

okay last ones lmfao

moldavite the rock that kills moms

if you buy some bc of this thread you are agreeing to update me about whatever catastrophes happen in your life afterward

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