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girl please be a little more subtle
oh my godddd
i’m literally 4% in i can’t do this 
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like i knew it was blatant but.... this is BLATANT
she probably wore them to prom too
how many gifs of adam do we think she studied to get this right
she’s not like other girls!!
also i forgot to mention that her best friend’s husband is called allan aka adam’s character in what if
this is so painful
noah is the star actor in the duel of the fae trilogy and his character is named malec i can’t do this
you will never be moose
ok daisy ridley
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this is identity theft
i guess she thought ripping off the mountain biking accident was a little too far?
we love technologically illiterate men
the juxtaposition of this vs her irl milking their meeting for over a year..,,
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ok rian johnson stan!!!
the daiver agenda continues
she’s just ripping these descriptions straight out of reylo fic
it’s so different /s
omg she’s gonna be a seat filler at the oscars taking bets on whether they sit together again
what adam film is this ripping off do we think?
omg she signed a release form allowing herself to be films i guarantee they’ll be filmed sitting next to each other
whoever could this seat belong to?
“deeply, primally attractive”
he didn’t win best actor :/ rip
is this a verbatim adam quote??? it feels like one
akgroomer sweetie
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the irony of her constantly talking abt his stalkers i CANT
not really into the very 2000s misogyny
daiver mention # 3
it’s starting to feel like she just has it out for joaquin phoenix
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so this pic is clearly going to go viral on twit
she said on her reddit acc that darcy is her dream AD role lmaoo
ben solo teas
there is... so much to unpack here
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omg guys adam stan twit made an appearance!!!
pic for reference <3
her debit card got stolen at the vanity fair after party so i think noah is going to pay her rent https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤍" title="Weißes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Weißes Herz"> in his sugar daddy era
rhysand cosplay?????
she def has a cardboard cut out of adam in her bedroom
aitaf sweetie
i literally cannot deal with this irony
there’s no clyde logan in this universe rip
this is like. uncomfortably exploitative
i just sighed so loud
this is right after her 3 page traumatic backstory abt being a virgin whos never been kissed
*pretends to be shocked*
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i’m literally staring straight into the camera like i’m on the office
this is painful
the texts are formatted SO weirdly
there is literally nothing original about this guy
oh it got worse!!!!
girl he is not that hot
harry potter adults are a disease
please make it stop
so we’re ripping off tros too now
i am literally going to jump off a cliff!!!!
ok i was convinced this was going to be a reylo age gap but nvm
mom is a noah douglas anti :/
wait i forgot to attach the pic lmao
this is literally the dumbest most manufactured conflict i’ve ever read
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not quite dracula but okay
omg the emotional manipulation
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blue butterfly cult strikes again
im learning way too much abt this woman’s sexual preferences in what is ostensibly a clean romance
ummmm
idk how to word this but like. i hate this whole subtle “look at what a good person i am” person thing she’s going for
sighhh
the way i’m reading this whole book and they’re not even going to fuck... i can’t decide if i’m annoyed or glad
actually nvm i do Not want to read her fantasy of what AD’s dick looks like
well you thanked them in the acknowledgements so...
he has moles and freckles of COURSE
oh my god that is not how people TALK
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not juliets mum exposing her for being a stan
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the DRAMA of it all
the fact that she keeps talking abt knowing the difference between fantasy and reality is sooo funny girl this is a self insert fanfic https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">
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omg magnus has gone missing
please stop
(she found the dog dw)
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“with a mother and daughter” that’s literally her and her kid how did she self insert TWICE
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omg wait this is the end
i finished it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧍♀️" title="Stehende Frau" aria-label="Emoji: Stehende Frau"> a part of my soul has been taken and i don’t think i’m ever going to get it back
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