also i forgot to mention that her best friend’s husband is called allan aka adam’s character in what if
noah is the star actor in the duel of the fae trilogy and his character is named malec i can’t do this
omg she’s gonna be a seat filler at the oscars taking bets on whether they sit together again
omg she signed a release form allowing herself to be films i guarantee they’ll be filmed sitting next to each other
he didn’t win best actor :/ rip
his driver is named RAY 


her debit card got stolen at the vanity fair after party so i think noah is going to pay her rent
in his sugar daddy era

also that’s me just hit the 50% mark

mom is a noah douglas anti :/
idk how to word this but like. i hate this whole subtle “look at what a good person i am” person thing she’s going for
the way i’m reading this whole book and they’re not even going to fuck... i can’t decide if i’m annoyed or glad
actually nvm i do Not want to read her fantasy of what AD’s dick looks like
he has moles and freckles of COURSE
for context the whole conflict is that she pretended she didn’t know who he was when they met and he loves that she’s ~different and doesn’t fangirl over him like everyone else

the fact that she keeps talking abt knowing the difference between fantasy and reality is sooo funny girl this is a self insert fanfic

omg magnus has gone missing
(she found the dog dw)
so for his big romantic gesture he recreated their firs fleeting and this time she doesn’t lie to him

i finished it
a part of my soul has been taken and i don’t think i’m ever going to get it back

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