Namjoon - Squares

Squares are the undisputed Kings of the lunchbox. Half the playground had a packet of Squares in their bag.

Crisp royalty suits Namjoon.

(Also past Namjoon could've been Monster Munch 😅)
Jin - Doritos

I think these are Walkers?

Anyway, Jin's proportions are that of a Dorito. I'm not the first person to notice this.
Yoongi - Wotsits

Everyone loves Wotsits. They bring joy to people.

They're also the perfect snack to munch on while producing a record-breaking mixtape, perhaps 👀.
Hobi - Quavers

Everyone loves Quavers.

They're such a happy snack and they curl into different shapes, much like how Hobi can do amazing dance formations 🕺
Jimin - French Fries

The classiest of crisps. Just look at their style, their grace, their form 🩰.

A perfect match for Jimin!
Taehyung - Sensations

Can a crisp be sexy? Anyway, I don't think I need to elaborate much on this one. If you've ever eaten these, you'll know 🔥
Jungkook - MAX

This man and this crisp are both STRONG. Did you hear that? STRONG. Will I elabotate? NO.
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