rating hats phoebe bridgers has worn : a thread

black beanie : very nice, seems comfortable, 9/10

potted plant : eco friendly hat option but probably got dirt in her hair so i’d say 7/10

witch hat : the quirky bitch representation we all need, 10/10

floppy hat : truly captures her essence while also being very stylish, 10/10

baseball cap : “supreme bitch”, 11/10

tall fallic top hat : the lighting could be better, 3/10

krispy kreme hat : this hat won, therefore transcending all previous rating scales

end of thread, hope u enjoyed! tag phoebe so we can discuss hats more