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I want to ramble about seniors convenience store au. it's like a coffee shop au except they're stressed university students and can't be fucked to get 7 dollar lattes cause fuck capitalism
anyways mute me if u want me to shut the fuck up
anyways mute me if u want me to shut the fuck up
for starters shun and hajime are childhood friends bc *gestures to the Princess and Papa Shimotsuki*. but bc they're also each other's only friends they just say they're their best friends
kai and haru are working at the convenience store, with kai as the manager and haru as the part timer. haru started working for extra cash and kai is kind enough to give him a flexible schedule
first day of haru's job hajime walks in and buys a cup off coffee. that's fine, that's normal. what's not normal is him asking if he could get seven shots of espresso.
hajime: I'll pay extra
haru: I... don't think thats the problem....
hajime: ok then what if I buy seven cups of coffee.
haru:
haru: that. that works. I think.
haru: I... don't think thats the problem....
hajime: ok then what if I buy seven cups of coffee.
haru:
haru: that. that works. I think.
haru, ringing him up: this isn't just for you is it?
hajime: mind your business
hajime: mind your business
anyways. haru is :((( cause he just wanted to be nice but o k a y some ppl just aren't morning people. but over time they get along and hajime would entertain him as long as haru doesn't bring up the amount of coffee he purchases on a daily basis.
haru: i- I really think you shouldn't drink his much! it's really, really not good for you!
hajime: for the fifth time this week. and it's only tuesday. do I look like I care.
haru: >:////
hajime: :///
hajime: for the fifth time this week. and it's only tuesday. do I look like I care.
haru: >:////
hajime: :///
anyways at one point kai says haru got a crush on his coffee boy and haru says Absolutely Not. (narrator voice) But He Was, Of Course, A Lying Liar Who Lies
timeskip to after whatever hajime had going on ends, he's going to the store with shun cause shun knows kai and wants free tea (it was not free. shun says fuck capitalism.)
shun: will u finally get some sleep
hajime: hell no I finally have time to talk to that cashier who supplies my blood life
hajime: hell no I finally have time to talk to that cashier who supplies my blood life
shun, seeing haru: oh he's actually really cute
hajime: do not.
hajime: do not.
SO they talk and shun waltzes into the staff room like he owns the place to find kai. kai gives haru the rest of the day off and haru and hajime go on a date bc haru is gay and hajime pretty
tldr harukai convo via text
haru: kai. kai holy shit we had dinner and now we're at his apartment and I think he's tired but won't admit it
haru: I. he. he's so cute
haru: if shun is half as cute as this idk why you don't want to spoil him
haru: HE SLEEP TALKS
haru: kai. kai holy shit we had dinner and now we're at his apartment and I think he's tired but won't admit it
haru: I. he. he's so cute
haru: if shun is half as cute as this idk why you don't want to spoil him
haru: HE SLEEP TALKS
kai: so did u fuck
haru: this is better than fucking tbh
haru: should I leave. but he's so cute
haru: this is better than fucking tbh
haru: should I leave. but he's so cute
haru: if I don't be his first spouse then I'll be the second and no one will know what happened to the first
kai: I'm using this as future evidence for whatever reason
kai: I'm using this as future evidence for whatever reason
im p sure I have more bullshit to add but rn no thoughts head empty. anyways. end of thread fongers tiredt
