"Autistic people don't get comedy, they don't laugh at my jokes."

Motherfucker we laughed at Homestar Runner for 20 fucking years, we'll bruise our ribs laughing at "whomst'd've," making us laugh is the easiest shit in the world, maybe your shitty jokes just aren't funny
If you put me and Brendan in a room together the conversation will become a web of memetic gibberish so impossibly dense, specific and impenetrable that we could be used to communicate classified information on open channels with perfect security. https://twitter.com/BrendanSturges/status/1387439619839598600
Shitty People: It's impossible to have REAL COMEDY without hurting someone

@DaThings: I'm about to ruin this man's entire tire
Dope
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