"Autistic people don& #39;t get comedy, they don& #39;t laugh at my jokes."

Motherfucker we laughed at Homestar Runner for 20 fucking years, we& #39;ll bruise our ribs laughing at "whomst& #39;d& #39;ve," making us laugh is the easiest shit in the world, maybe your shitty jokes just aren& #39;t funny
If you put me and Brendan in a room together the conversation will become a web of memetic gibberish so impossibly dense, specific and impenetrable that we could be used to communicate classified information on open channels with perfect security. https://twitter.com/BrendanSturges/status/1387439619839598600">https://twitter.com/BrendanSt...
Shitty People: It& #39;s impossible to have REAL COMEDY without hurting someone

@DaThings: I& #39;m about to ruin this man& #39;s entire tire
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