I think luo binghe deserves to have sharp (retractable) claws, pointy ears and sexy horns as a treat.

Now you may think LBH wouldn't care about them other than maybe thinking dramatically "omg i look like a monster noOOooOo" right after he sees his reflection for the first time-
in the abyss but!

BUT!!

imagine: it's post canon, they're married, but LBH is lowkey still insecure about nonhuman features. so when SQQ stares at them(especially the horns) a little longer sometimes (probably thinking something like "i want to touch them so bad oh god are-
they as sensitive as they were in the book??? What if i stroke them-") LBH usually just gets SQQ out of his reverie by calling him, shizun? Is there something wrong? Because even though he knows what SQQ is staring at he's afraid of actually asking (and getting an honest answer)-
what his shizun thinks of his less human parts.

(he also has a non-human dick here i will not elaborate on that in this thread but that yes, absolutely, %100 the heavenly sky pillar is demonic too)
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