Politicians as interior design options
Boris = Soane. Expensive, colourful, a bit much
Starmer = John Lewis
Not going to set the world alight
Gove = IKEA
Looks less complicated than it is. Difficult to uninstall.
Rishi Sunak =soho home
Expensive, cool, savvy branding
Gavin Williamson = DFS
Uncomfortable
Jeremy Corbyn = British Heart Foundation
Very much past its prime, if it ever had one
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